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Helene, 44

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About Me

Everyone says the same stuff that everyone already knows..So here's my stuff.I am a honest,relaxed kind of girl some people are so uptight I don't understand why? I'm one who likes to try anything ONCE perhaps twice just to make sure. I am LOYAL and faithful and most of my friends are from childhood.I'm more of a beer & t-shirt type of girl. I am looking for someone who is a LIAR and a THIEF and last but not least a CHEATER. A drug user preferably a drug dealer with no license but has several cars. Lighten up this is supposed to be fun right? Now for the good stuff! I would like someone to share my life with who is UNstable, NOT a hardworker or honest confident man who is lost in life. that happens geez it happened to me in fact. follow the yellow brick road..Someone just to enjoy the everyday things and the special ones as well. I guess that is allot to ask for? Whatever happened to a persons WORD or HANDSHAKE? That used to mean something, NOT so much anymore. Really though, my friend someone to laugh with,someone who's looking for the same. I also enjoy evenings at home cooking or BBQ Bring your own food please and watching a good movie or playing cards etc. I also like going out once in awhile with friends and family or just with my partner and doing just about whatever comes along the way. I can be Funny~goofy sometimes. Smart very sarcastically sweet(smart azz) I have a Masters in lying working on getting my PHD in this. I can be on shy side, then watch out! In a good way.Singing at church choir come on REALLY?!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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