SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JaimeOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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KaitlinOffline
Woman. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-67
Hi: My name is Peggy. I'm looking forward to the next part of my life with optimism. I'm happy to say life has been good so far, but I'm also hopeful that I will be able to share a lot more good times with a male companion. I'm a writer at heart, but working a "day job" to make ends meet. I enjoy simple, laid back activities, including casual dinners, movies, festivals, rummage sales and the like. I do, however, also appreciate the occasional "fancy" night out!I know the fact that the longest relationship I've been in was under 1 year might make you wonder whether I'm capable of a long-term relationship. I'm definitely willing to give it my all, if I meet the right man. Plus, my so-called "baggage" is fairly minimal because there are no exes lingering in the background, etc. It's not that I jumped around from man to man to man. I really only had three meaningful relationships. Maybe I'm too picky? My standards are too high? I don't know. But if you think you'd like to find out more about me, and tell me about yourself, I think that's a good enough basis for starters. Don't you?Roger Ebert got it right when he described his beautiful wife's voluptuous figure. He and Chaz had 20 wonderful years together before he died in April ***. Plus, their story makes me more hopeful because he was, apparently, a confirmed bachelor of 50 when they met!I'd like to find a man very close to my age or older than me.Thanks!Something relatively simple so we have time -- and sufficient quiet -- to begin to get to know each other.
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TamraOffline
Woman. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 51-71
Hello thanks for taking the time to read my profile. I am active and enjoy Meany things. my passion is horses.would really love to find a guy who also lovees horses. I love hiking. hocking hills is awesome.I have a motor home and love to camp, fish, travel , see new thing ,I have two horses and 39 ac.finding it hard to keep the fence built. wish I could find some one who likes horses. ,I like eating out. any kind of food. movies are great any kind SiFy is awesome. not chop and dice , they scare me.I love a sense of humor. laughing . flirting, romance. I like going to church, weather you go to church or not is up to you,but would like to find someone that does not mind me going. I do not mind someone drinking sometimes. I just do not like someone that has to drink and get drunk in order to live or have a good time. I am off on the weekends would like to find someone to date , get to know on the weekends.romance is fleeting and comes and goes. Friendship lasts. Both are important in a lasting relationshipI*m looking for a lasting relationship.We may never be more than friends . But can anybody have to Meany friends?Take a chance.If interested in knowing me . Please *** knows. Good luck in your search.and be blessed.I would like to know you and you to know me. Got questions ,just ask. What would I like to do on a first date. Maybe go for a walk on a public walking path. walk slow enough we can talk. and enjoy the world God gave us.. Maybe get a bit to eat. I am open for suggestions.