Lia, 29
Online
About Me
.. I love it here.;; Maybe you've seen me, I have several flowers zip-tied to the back of my helmet. In the battle of Form vs Function, my flowery helmet wins, it increases both my style and my visibility!For all the fellas out there who list Camping/Hiking/Fishing/Anything Outdoors as your Interests, or talk about it in in your About Me section, this is for you: Yes, I wear sparkly jewelry, coordinate my attire, smell nice, and worry about my hair, nails, and make up, but don't let that fool you. I have a degree in Adventure Education, I have spent much of my adult life in the backcountry, dirty, smelly, and hairy. It's not that I'm afraid of dirt, nor is it that I don't know how to handle myself "out there", it's more so me embracing being a responsible adult in the front country, or at least cleverly disguising myself as one.Your spelling/grammar/punctuation is your digital first impression. Misspelled words, improper use of capitalizations, and the unintelligible abbreviations of text-speak look sloppy. Analogous to taking public transportation to at next to a homeless bum who has just soiled himself, then stepped in a puddle as you were getting off. You split the bill, asked her for a ride home, and never heard from her again. Whereas the general writing and style in this section showed up to pick up their date exactly on time, in freshly laundered and pressed business-casual attire, bearing a small bouquet of irises. The fleeting feeling of the gloriously smooth, freshly shaved, skin of it's cheek against hers leaves her longing to have that that same soft cheek on that handsome face buried between her thighs right then and there. As exemplified above, smarts are sexy; brains are beauty...I have a degree in Visual Arts: Photography, and in Adventure Education.; nor do I; nor should you.I spiritually identify as a Confused Jew.I am honest to a flaw.I don't do well with large, open-ended questions, such as "So, tell me a little bit about yourself?".Since I graduated from school, 'I've been dressing the part'. Still, it takes me by surprise when I say something and people take me seriously. I mean they should take me seriously: I am smart, educated, articulate, and I know what I'm talking about. I'm just not used to people taking me seriously.What people are most likely to notice about me right off the bat is my style. My style: not style like the pure aesthetics of Gucci Style, rather the larger concept of what is style, like a Teaching Style. When people meet me in a professional context, they notice that I am sleek, coordinated, organized, and put together. In spin class, they notice that I am beat and dripping in sweat by the time we're finished. On my bicycle, people notice that I am bold but safe, and they notice my helmet. The first time a friend comes to my house, they usually say something to the affect of "Yep, this is your house!" It's a way to comprehensively describe all the details that collectively make me undeniably me, style!The top five things on my must-have list are as follows:1. My phone- which is my main contact to my family, who are all over the map, and to many of my friends. It is my Address Book, my Internet, my go-to reference for anything and everything when I am not at home.2. Family3. My car and/or my bicycle4. My planner5. FoodWhat I do with my off time: Most week nights: I spend a lot of time at the YMCA.On a typical Friday night: I am wiped out after a long week. During the weekends: I'm a homebody, so chances are that I'm at home, cooking supper with friends; there may or may not be a bottle of wine involved. I can also be found somewhere out there in a tent, at a friend's house, the Yavapai College Performance Hall, or the occasional soiree Down Town. I lead a fairly mellow lifestyle.You should send me a message if:You find me interesting, attractive, or otherwise intriguing; if sex isn't the only thing you want from me; and if you value proper spelling, punctuation and grammar. It depends on to what degree we already know each other:Completely blind date: I'll meet you in a predetermined public place for dinner.We met online, and haven't communicated much: StarbucksWe met online, have corresponded at length, and feel comfortable with each other: (My not at all Politically Correct answer: *Ideally*, you have a plan. I am an extremely involved and incredibly resourceful community member. I usually know how to entertain myself. BUT, in my ideal world, you are the man, as the man, it is your job to entertain me; I am the woman, if I am adequately entertained, my job is to put out. [I am fairly confident that it will take some modestly serious initial buy-in/general attraction to me to get this far in my profile, so I am not quite as concerned about being perceived as easy as I would be if, as my tag-line I were saying "Entertain me and I'll put out!".; keep me entertained, and eventually, I'll sleep with you. The extent of me "putting out" on my ideal first date would be one, long, slow, sweet, kiss goodnight: no tongue, at first, at least; our bodies pressed up against each other, desperately wanting to tear off every bit of clothing separating the two of us;; when we can no longer tolerate not being inside of each other, slowly our mouths open; as your hand reaches up to gently cup the back of my head, my knees quiver; you break it off, leaving me breathless, wet, and in eager anticipation of the next time we see each other.) Now, for the slightly more PC, and incredibly less graphic version: You can pick me up at my house, we'll go do something, like catch a movie, go watch Jazz on the Square, go to an Opening Reception at an Art Gallery; in any case, it involves a drink: loosen things up. Now that we have marginally compromised sobriety and a shared experience off of which to go for conversation for the rest of the evening, we can go enjoy a meal, and/or perhaps a movie... When all is said and done, you bring me home, walk me to the door, and give me a kiss goodnight.
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Yes
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Jewish
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Body type
Curvy
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Height
5'3"
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Eye color
Hazel
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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