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About Me

Well, let us see.... I'm a free spirited, sarcastic, quirky, bluntly honest, goofy and all around one-of-a-kind gal. Amongst other things, I'm into books, old cars, the great outdoors, ganja, yoga, craft beers, wikipedia, travel, random not-altogether- I generally have a dislike for clubbing, formal wear, thinly veiled bullshit, bad grammar, people who can't laugh at themselves, Walmart, duck-faces, and running out of rolling papers. I'm a girl with long-term goals, a good head on her shoulders, and a fabulous sense of humor. Currently on the hunt for land to purchase, with the intent of homesteading and running a small organic farm. I'm looking for whatever works well with a genuine, loyal, all around good guy. Also...no, I am not desperate simply bc I am a pleasantly plump gal. Please refrain from msging me if your intention is for a booty call, if you think I want to talk about your junk in the first five minutes, you spend more time in clubs then outside in the fresh air, or if the words "shawty" "mami" or "yolo" are in your serious vocabulary. And yes, I do expect to actually meet in person; I'm not looking to just chat online like we're in 8th grade. Thanks! "...I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested but I'm not really interested, or should I play like I'm interested, but I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like, well goodnight. You do like that ass-out hug where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close. Do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering, are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair." If you know what this is from, double bonus points.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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