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Ellger, 38

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About Me

About me: I'm short, fat, bald, and ugly with intolerable habits and a propensity for trouble. I have a dry sense of humor and do not know any jokes or even very many funny stories, so I probably won't be able to make you laugh on command. I'm a single dad so I don't get out much. I don't really watch or participate in any sports due to lack of interest... in general I'm pretty lazy, but I am able to perform routine household maintenance like changing light bulbs, or fixing a leaky faucet. Also, I lied about where I currently live due to unfavorable demographics.....Hmmm....after reading this I wouldn't date me either, lol...but seriously ladies, there are some good things about me too. I just don't want to expound on them here as I don't want to raise any expectations. Please feel free to contact me, don't worry, I don't bite. p.s. Plz don't read too much into my description...just a normal guy looking for a good woman. Anything really, depends on what is going on ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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