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Paisley, 40
United States, Puerto Rico, Fort Buchanan

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About Me

Hi,Well here are the basics: I'm 40, divorced, I have two awesome kids that live with me ***time, a cool dog that lives with me full time, I'm professionally employed (modern day shop teacher), I own a house and roll in a mini-van. I think I'd be classified as a bigger stocky body type- "husky" would be a good description. I'm overwieght but wear it decently well :) I'm athletic in a sumo wrestling kind of way. I'm a smart-ass with a dry sense of humor and enjoy jokes and humor of most every kind. I will laugh at my friends and toss a snowball at them when they slip and fall on ice. I also have a huge kind heart and after throwing a snowball at them I'll help them up and tell them that they are awesome, smack them on the ass, and tell them to walk it off. I guess my ideal match would be an elegant blending of the "girl next door" and the "wild child". Someone who is kind hearted,easy going and sweet, but who also hasn't lost their playful inner child and is willing to take chances and try new and different things. I'd like to meet someone who has their ducks in a row and is personally and professionally established and knows what they want out of life. Most of all I'd like to meet someone who can smile, laugh, and I would enjoy spenig time with no matter what we are doing. I'm just starting to have a great time being single and I'm looking forward to meeting someone new. And here is my list of deal breakers that you might like to know before contacting me :)1. You have to like kids- I have two and they are with me 50% of the time in the summer, 40% during the school year, and I'm at all of their events- they are my world!2. You have to be cool with dogs- my dog Zeke is pretty easy going, if he doesn't like you- I won't like you3. You have your own things going on in life (kids, family, career, house, friends, interests)4. It would be cool if you were prettier than me, 6'1 or less, and weighed less than me- it's a guy thing. Most anything where we would laugh, smile, and have a fun time talking.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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