SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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AherinOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I must confess that I kind of despise these things. I may be a writer, but I've never been good at marketing, and trying to sell myself in words just makes this whole process seem a lot like looking for a job. It's distasteful, and more than a little demeaning. I'd much prefer to reveal my personality through the natural process of conversation and personal interaction, so we can discover whether or not there is any attraction based on actual experience as opposed to deciding based on a cursory glance over a paragraph of generalities. If you agree, then let's chat.If, however, you would prefer sifting through endless boyfriend resumes, here you go:I have no interests. I don't work out. I don't camp. I don't hike. I hate the outdoors only slightly more than I despise hanging around at home and watching movies or reading books, which I never do. I mostly just sit a lot, and I have no interest in trying new things. However, I am a drama queen. In fact, causing conflict and heartache is what I love most. I'm a huge proponent of bullshit, and I HATE to laugh. Humor is pretty much all lost on me, especially sarcasm. Can we have sex now?Ok, Seriously. If you haven't noticed, I have a very dry sense of humor, but I can also be a total goofball at times. If you made it this far that means you're either awesome or pissed, maybe a little of both. Please send me a message and let me know which. And here's a little bit about me, to appease the meetville gods: I am a musician and writer, but I work in IT. I have a great many interests and not enough time to pursue them all. I'm not an athlete, but I'm very fit and look younger than my age would suggest. I'm very easy going, but also intensely passionate. I love to please. And don't let my look fool you. I'm a geek. If I had a religion it would be polytheistic, and my pantheon would include J.R. R. I love good fiction, especially sci-fi and fantasy, but I enjoy anything that has memorable characters and a story worth thinking, talking, and/or laughing about.Good conversation is big turn-on for me, so let's talk.
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TushOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-52
Hi! My name is Tush. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Folsom, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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