SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AherinOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I must confess that I kind of despise these things. I may be a writer, but I've never been good at marketing, and trying to sell myself in words just makes this whole process seem a lot like looking for a job. It's distasteful, and more than a little demeaning. I'd much prefer to reveal my personality through the natural process of conversation and personal interaction, so we can discover whether or not there is any attraction based on actual experience as opposed to deciding based on a cursory glance over a paragraph of generalities. If you agree, then let's chat.If, however, you would prefer sifting through endless boyfriend resumes, here you go:I have no interests. I don't work out. I don't camp. I don't hike. I hate the outdoors only slightly more than I despise hanging around at home and watching movies or reading books, which I never do. I mostly just sit a lot, and I have no interest in trying new things. However, I am a drama queen. In fact, causing conflict and heartache is what I love most. I'm a huge proponent of bullshit, and I HATE to laugh. Humor is pretty much all lost on me, especially sarcasm. Can we have sex now?Ok, Seriously. If you haven't noticed, I have a very dry sense of humor, but I can also be a total goofball at times. If you made it this far that means you're either awesome or pissed, maybe a little of both. Please send me a message and let me know which. And here's a little bit about me, to appease the meetville gods: I am a musician and writer, but I work in IT. I have a great many interests and not enough time to pursue them all. I'm not an athlete, but I'm very fit and look younger than my age would suggest. I'm very easy going, but also intensely passionate. I love to please. And don't let my look fool you. I'm a geek. If I had a religion it would be polytheistic, and my pantheon would include J.R. R. I love good fiction, especially sci-fi and fantasy, but I enjoy anything that has memorable characters and a story worth thinking, talking, and/or laughing about.Good conversation is big turn-on for me, so let's talk.
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GilfordOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
One could call me caring and compassionate. Open minded and honest. Physically and mentally agile. I look forward to our travels. I have a robust sense of humor . I communicate well and am understanding. I root for the underdog and laugh when some one trips and starts doing that jogging thing. I often get stuck in doorways holding it open for all to pass. I rarely let anybody gaze into my eyes for too long as they may see how vulnerable I really am. Easily provoked to joy and savvy to ones pains. Strong willed and powerful. I blind side trouble, it doesn't blind side me. I practice that which I am most weak at. I want to giggle and share the bond of holding hands.. I try not to argue, rather to discuss. I'm comfortably but anxiously waiting to share something exclusive with that special girl.Who knows, I may be all the things you have been looking for in a man and you only need to make contact to see. What have you got to lose anyways? I mean that's what we're all on here for right? Not just to boost your ego. As simple or complex as you are willing to go. Hmmmm, what to do on our second date. I'm a write your own ticket sort of guy, willing to try anything and go anywhere and you only need ask.