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Alonso, 38
United States, North Dakota, Flasher

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About Me

Well, I don't want to brag, but I just so happen to be one of those rare specimens. You know, I have all my teeth, appendages and orifices. I have a job and a car and a savings account. Not married, not divorced, no children. Please do not think I am begrudging those lovely, unemployed, bicycle owning, estranged, peg-leg octomoms out there. We all need love.I possess the wherewithal to deliver a pseudo-intellectual diatribe. I maintain what I believe is a healthy loathing of the phrase, "I know, right?". Umm..are you asking me? I really do not know what you know. Also..duck face? Ladies? What are you doing? Ladies, STAHP!I have been told I have a decent sense of humor. I might also be a little on the sardonic side...maybe.While I am happy to be entertaining, snarky and jovial, I pride myself on my passionate beliefs and willingness to pursue those things and people of value to me. Some of the things I am passionate about:Fitness, strength training and lifting, healthy eating, home cooking, the slow/local food movement. (offset by an unhealthy dose of fair food, a well made Old Fashioned, and maybe some In N' Out Burger - Hiking, scrambling, creek walks, bike/back packing, camping, any sort of adventure, road trips, and travel. Permaculture, polyculture, passive solar building, earthships, homesteading and self sufficiency.-for--Files and the Simpsons (of course). Louie CK, It's Always Sunny. MST3K. The Oatmeal, Hyperbole and a Half, Homestar Runner, XKCD, Cyanide and Happiness. Lowbrow and Pop Surrealism Art...that's right.I said it. B-R-O-W-N-S. Factory of Sadness! If that doesn't show devotion, faith and loyalty, I don't know what will.I dunno, any of this doin' it for ya?I guess if you are really looking for one and only one reason: My mom thinks I'm "special". I read a story some time ago about a woman who wanted to meet someone.She decided she was going to go out for "***cups of coffee". She told a woeful, harrowing experience filled with dates that could not end quickly enough with a desperate "check please!". I don't know about you, but I guarantee I can make one cup of coffee entertaining.*So, if you're up for potentially caffeinated conversation and you absolutely PROMISE I wont wake up in the bathroom packed in ice missing a kidney (again...fool me once), then you just might have yourself a coffee date.Cup 'a coffee**Caffeine. Conversation. See where it goes... * not a guarantee** coffee may be substituted for your beverage of choice, limited time offer

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Funk Art Activities Canadian Japanese Mexican Action Sci-Fi War
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