SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MelechOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
.......So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. Let's be real - this is internet dating - no one is looking for Mr/Mrs Right - we could care less about what each other puts down here - everything is based off the couple of pictures we see of each other. If you are on here looking for Mr Right stop reading now and go feed your cats, the site is called "Plenty of Fish", get back in touch with reality.So, in order to message me you must have a score of at least 15 points:+1 Brunette or Blondes+2 If you workout - this means that you seriously workout, you Crossfit, have a gym membership, run 10k's, tri's, lift 5 days a week, etc***If you haven't seen the inside of a gym in 2 years+2 If you only wear a two-piece to the beach, pool, or waterpark***If you year a 1 piece with the skirt built in (WTF who came up with that***For Redheads - they can go either way, either super hot or super ugly-1 If you have an unnatural color streaked in your hair and you're over ***If you have body piercings (Nose, lips, Nipples, Belly Button***not to exceed ***If your nose, lip, nipples, belly button, and vag are all pierced (let's not be excessive***If you have ***discrete tats-2 If you're aiming to be a cover model for tattoo magazine+2 If you have a sense of humor-5 If you post your latest Starbucks order on *** one cares and you're vain to think anyone GAF) same goes for meal photos+2 If you know how to take a sexy mirror selfie (let's be real, that's hot***If your your selfie looks terrible+2 If your a size 12 or smaller (nothing wrong with being "full figured", but Full Figured doesn't mean Obese***If you think you're hot (confidence matters***If you're a stuck up snob - confidence is hot, being a b!tch not hot+2 If you have a sense of humor+2 If you've read this far-2 If you've read this far and are pissed off (seriously why would you keep reading - you have issues***If you're ***If you're DTF ;***If you love guys with beards-4 If you hate beards (hint: real men have beards, it's a scientific fact)If you've read all that and still reading and thinking "wow that's pretty shallow" give yourself ***points. Dating is shallow! No one looks for the ugliest person in the room and says "damn look at that personality"; guys don't, women don't, so let's be real. Getting to know someone is what dating is for - deciding if you want to get to know them is was meetville is for. Something casual and fun. Meet for coffee or a drink and then go checkout something fun.
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Homedoctorjab8
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-37
No idea where to start, I'm far to different to explain in a bio. Don't believe me then try me!!
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DanaOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Let's see about me... I enjoy going to parks. I'm pretty passive and can enjoy anything if I have good company ;) what makes any activity I do more fun is sharing it with someone I care about. Girls just like you I'm looking for the same things you are, Love, honesty, & faithfulness. I know that time together builds love and that sometime or another each person will need some alone time. A relationship is built on trust. And although I'm looking for a relationship I'm not looking for someone to pressure me into a relationship and I won't pressure you, I want things to flow and if the stars line up just right it will be. Not everything about me is here if it was you would have nothing to learn about me. I try to be a open book so if you want to know something ask. I hope to meet you soon who ever you maybe :) .... I couldn't even think of spoiling the surprise of the fist date by telling you about it! ;)