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Augustus, 38
United States, Illinois, Cottage Hills

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About Me

When I used to have free time I spent it going to museums so I can justify that Art History degree, watching Mad Men so I can justify that Advertising degree, planning future vacations no matter how outside my economic means, criss-crossing wine country, destroying my ankles and knees in a variety of activities, eating constantly and therefore working out constantly, pining for mountain towns while on the beach and vice--evaluating my end-game, reading with the door closed.I like the sun, the pool, bbq, music, drinks and dogs in varying proportions. I like snowboarding, I like vacations and I like camping, although most girls don't seem to dig it. I see people on here who don't drink, and that's great. Your liver will get along with you. I have a hard time seeing how we're gonna get along though. So if you scoff at the idea of marathoning full seasons of Farscape, well you can go be too cool for school with somebody else who is also boring. I'm not from LA though I've been here 8 years.?-If you don't laugh out loud at funny movies we probably won't get along. -If you can't stand sports, I'm going to just save you the time now. I mean I'm not the guy that watches more than one game in a day. But I do watch my team when they're on and I do cheer. -If you're Catholic, high-five. We're so rad we drink in church! -Dear 48 year-.. Happy mothers day, your children are beautiful, thanks for messaging me and good luck in the future. Someplace where talking and listening can be accomplished. And eat, that too, if I didn't already mention that, I run and eat often hoping to cancel each other out.How about tapas and sangria? Then save the para-sailing or cave jumping or whatever crazy dates people go on for later.I'm also seeing an alarming number of mentions of sky diving. Maybe this is today's version of "likes long walks on the beach". I'm up for a lot of things, but that isn't one of them. No pun intended. The person who doesn't go skydiving. Yes I'm brave enough to identify a fear to random strangers.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Rae from Cottage Hills | Man | 40 years old | Cancer
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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Ok just reread my profile I must have been drinking when I wrote that...lol.get to know me ..ill write more later...why do they insist on a minimum hate that....ok I like music and pretty girls I'm big and dorky and like to laugh..

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  • Melech from Cottage Hills | Man | 40 years old | Cancer
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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    .......So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. Let's be real - this is internet dating - no one is looking for Mr/Mrs Right - we could care less about what each other puts down here - everything is based off the couple of pictures we see of each other. If you are on here looking for Mr Right stop reading now and go feed your cats, the site is called "Plenty of Fish", get back in touch with reality.So, in order to message me you must have a score of at least 15 points:+1 Brunette or Blondes+2 If you workout - this means that you seriously workout, you Crossfit, have a gym membership, run 10k's, tri's, lift 5 days a week, etc***If you haven't seen the inside of a gym in 2 years+2 If you only wear a two-piece to the beach, pool, or waterpark***If you year a 1 piece with the skirt built in (WTF who came up with that***For Redheads - they can go either way, either super hot or super ugly-1 If you have an unnatural color streaked in your hair and you're over ***If you have body piercings (Nose, lips, Nipples, Belly Button***not to exceed ***If your nose, lip, nipples, belly button, and vag are all pierced (let's not be excessive***If you have ***discrete tats-2 If you're aiming to be a cover model for tattoo magazine+2 If you have a sense of humor-5 If you post your latest Starbucks order on *** one cares and you're vain to think anyone GAF) same goes for meal photos+2 If you know how to take a sexy mirror selfie (let's be real, that's hot***If your your selfie looks terrible+2 If your a size 12 or smaller (nothing wrong with being "full figured", but Full Figured doesn't mean Obese***If you think you're hot (confidence matters***If you're a stuck up snob - confidence is hot, being a b!tch not hot+2 If you have a sense of humor+2 If you've read this far-2 If you've read this far and are pissed off (seriously why would you keep reading - you have issues***If you're ***If you're DTF ;***If you love guys with beards-4 If you hate beards (hint: real men have beards, it's a scientific fact)If you've read all that and still reading and thinking "wow that's pretty shallow" give yourself ***points. Dating is shallow! No one looks for the ugliest person in the room and says "damn look at that personality"; guys don't, women don't, so let's be real. Getting to know someone is what dating is for - deciding if you want to get to know them is was meetville is for. Something casual and fun. Meet for coffee or a drink and then go checkout something fun.

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    Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23

    Hi! My name is Dfonees4U. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Cottage Hills, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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