• Ceresco
• Michigan
• United States

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Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34

Hi! My name is Ty. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Ceresco, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Ceresco
• Michigan
• United States

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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

So I've tried this site before and met some really cool people, unfortunately nothing really became of it but I made a few great friends. So here I am trying it again. I'm educated, self employed, funny, intelligent guy with an awesome sense of humor. I come with no baggage, no mental or health issues, I don't do any drugs and I drink socially. This might not be the perfect forum to find my other half, but I look at myself as being absolutely normal so I figure there has to be normal and sane women out there in this online universe. I'm completely open to all races and religions, as I have traveled the world and seen all kinds of cultures and I can easily adapt to anything. I am an open book, what you see is what you get, I don't play any games and even though it hurts some times I'm brutally honest, non judgmental and don't get jealous for stupid reasons. Being self employed allows me the time and freedom to spend time with that special person to go out, travel or just hang at the beach. I have no psycho exes or baby mama drama(I hate that phrase) so I want to just spent the time with YOU. I'm not looking for quantity but rather quality, I do not need many women I just need ONE. Endless *** text messages is not for me, let's chat on the phone and grab a coffee or a drink and see if we click. We all have this one life so let's live it to the fullest. I also have the cutest puppy in the world, so I hope you love dogs because I love him to pieces.2) You're ALWAYS late, grrrrrr I hate that, if you can't make it at a certain time tell me off the get go, that way I won't be a looser sitting in a restaurant by myself.3) Calling 18 times in a row..... The reason I didn't pick up the phone on the first ring is because I'm probably busy, I will call when I get a moment, I'm not a brain surgeon or the President, so there would be no need to talk to me *** to listen to your problems, but if you talk for a week about the girl at work who bought the same dress as you I will leave!(and change my phone number...lol***When I pay you a compliment it usually means that I mean it! No need to ask me"are you sure?" Your butt looks great in your jeans, if I thought it didn't I will be the first to tell you and I hope you would say the same thing to me, it's a little known thing as HONESTY.5) We are all busy and we all have careers, but if your place looks like an episode of "hoarders" I will call the police myself and have you put on medication, I can keep my place clean, so I would like the same in return.6) When you're upset over something, and I ask you "what's wrong baby" your answer should NOT be "nothing" I'm not a mind reader, but I'm a great listener so please let me know!7) When you write a text message please make it in English, I hate to use the urban dictionary to try and figure out what the f... you're talking about, I have teenage daughters and they can spell so I'm hoping you do too.8) Please dress appropriate for your body type! If you got a huge gut and some loser told you that it looks sexy just to get in your pants...NEWSFLASH, it's not sexy, or healthy. I would never want to change who you are but please wear something that does not show it off.9) If you don't know the difference between "women" and "woman" I will buy you a dictionary on our first date, but promise me you will change it in your profile. While I'm on the subject words like "your, you're, conversate(that's not a word), mines(refers to where you dig for diamonds or gold) there, they're and a list of others I can't think of.***I'm all about healthy eating but when we go to a restaurant and they waiter needs a 1" thick notepad to write down your order we would probably just sit at home next time, if you have allergies that's different, but if you order a salad, hold the dressing, onions, croutons, cheese, I will just take you to a farm and you can pick your lettuce and call it a salad.***whole foods, great store, but if you feel the need to buy toilet paper there because it came from trees that were grown by local farmers without pesticide, one word for you. "walmart" toilet paper is just as good there and I'm sure it will be a whole lot cheaper.***As much as you ladies hate men in the self picture without a shirt in the bathroom mirror, we as men hate the facing the pose where you are facing the wall, but turn your head for the camera... WTF? are you being arrested and posing for a mugshot? Do we have to frisk you? While I'm on the subject, What's with this ****in pose where you're sitting down like you're takin a dump, can I offer you some toilet paper?***Ladies.... I love you all very much but almost every profile in here states in bold letters that you are NOT looking for a one night stand but when you put up pictures with you posing half naked on your bed what signal are you sending us? Let's save those pictures for when you connect with someone and send it in a private *** realize we all have different tastes, but I see women on here that are 4' nothing and ***lbs looking for Brad Pitt, and I read things like don't contact me unless you're 6ft and over I suggest you look in the mirror first, and if and when you start to look like Angelina Jolie then you can post those preferences.Yes I'm a very sarcastic person and I hope that you have a sense of humor as well otherwise we will not get along, I'm a child trapped in a man's body, but I always know when to act my age.I wish good luck to everyone on here to find exactly what they are looking for and thanks for stopping by.

• Ceresco
• Michigan
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

Hello Anyone! I would love to have fun and enjoy the company of someone also have fun. I would like someone to show love each other, romance, who someone like to go out of travel to good time together, show respect each other like as teamwork, show care for each other. I would not like someone who likes to argue with each other. I just want to have a great life, someday I hope to start new family, I have huge heart of kids, make me laugh, tears, happy and animals. Show them make happy each other. If know I am then holla me. I hope someone would be interesting in me. when you sent me *** will response *** you. Good luck your challenge! Then Sent me message!I am looking for intelligence, good jobs stable, who love to outdoors, camping, know how to her handle life, sweet, funny, joke, good times, have own cars, and good experience in relationship, communicate keys, sweet romance to show love each other. If you are interesting me, then holla me!