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About Me

I do not take myself too seriously. I enjoy laughing and having fun.I am a hard worker but also I balance out time for myself, family, & friends.I can reach that pickle jar from the top shelf.I 'd like to believe that I was a pirate in a past life.I'm looking for a woman with a sense of humor who is able to laugh at herself as well as life in general. In my opinion, a woman with a little bit of sarcasm and/or smartass shows more confidence. Someone who can keep this quick witted joker on his toes.Am extremely blessed when it comes to great friends and a loving family. They all think I am the coolest. I like the way they think.There is nothing better than some live music outdoors at a concert or festival. My ipod covers all genres.You have to love animals, especially dogs. No budging on this one.I do have a kid, he is hairy, has four legs and is the coolest most laid back chihuahua that anyone has ever seen. On a side note, his best friend is my sister's pit bull so don't get any funny ideas.Oh yeah. I am a 5 ft 18 inch tall horse jockey. A 6'6" smartass for those late to the party. You do not have to leave your high heels at home.One last thing. Ladies, Get rid of the crocs and/or the gladiator sandals. Whoever said those were cool was lying to you.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    6'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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