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Egbert, 39
United States, Missouri, Bertrand

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About Me

PLEASE BE FUN. Doesn't it suck writing these things? No I am not a real doctor but when I was an EMT I helped deliver a baby. So I am not too sure what to write that's not boring and makes me look irresistible, I'm sure something will spill out of me. I get by mostly on my brains and personality not just my good looks. I like to meet interesting people. I can say for sure I know what I'm not. Not a jerk or a liar, a bully, a$$hole, cheap, racist, boring, stupid, mean, dirty,or sneaky. Most people tell me that I'm very funny even when I'm not trying to be. People giggle around me. I can talk a lot, but I'm told I'm a very good listener, go figure. I don't play head games mostly because I suck at them. I am not dumb, I don't have a picture of my brain but it has a ***IQ. I have trouble remembering to send birthday and holiday cards on time but I'm working on it. I can sometimes talk very fast. I over describe when I am explaining things and confuse people often. If at anytime while reading this you feel dizzy, I'm sorry. I do believe I look better in person then my pictures. My mom always says how handsome I am. Thanks mom. Plus she says she never lies to me. No i'm not skinny, and no I won't send you naughty pictures. When I shave I look younger than I am. When I'm in better shape I look younger too, go figure. It is not a mystery that I need to work harder on my shape. I am. Here is the pitch....So get in on this ground floor opportunity to get to know me now during the reconstruction phase. I can promise you will at least have a good time hanging out with me. What I'm looking for is someone who can keep me on my toes without knowing it. A woman who has some different likes and dislikes then I do. Someone who can introduce me to new things. She has her own opinions and stands her ground. She is not just another sheep. She is a person who I feel comfortable being me around. Having things in common. ***Wowing people with that one. Learning about her and what she likes and why can be much more rewarding. Being able to trust someone with anything. I understand that doesn't happen overnight or even after a month, it has to be built. I just hope I can meet the girl who is right for me, who is happy with who I am but still isn't afraid to call me out when i'm being a baby or procrastinating about something. We all have bad days right? I'm sure I forgot something but it's not like this is an order form for a date. It's the little things that makes people unique. I would like to go to a few places in Europe, and see Japan. Drive cross country checking out different places with no set schedule. Get into good enough shape to run a 10k again and possibly faster then last time. Go auto racing for a few weekends. Go on a cruise. I'm sure I could add to that list later, or for spoilers ask me a question or two. Anything but beer funnels in the woods around a fire would be a step in the right direction. A good date is one where your focus is on the other person not the meal or destination. I think movies are bad first dates so are clubs and loud bars. stuff like that. I think any first date should be as easy going and low stress as possible. I don't drink coffee but I drink tea and hot chocolate.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Techno Chinese German Indonesian Family & Kids Ice Hockey
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