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Timmy, 37

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About Me

I have made a grave mistake!****er, so I decided to do a seance asking him to show me the world through his eyes this hasn't worked out for the best or maybe it has?Since then I can not speak and my pants have taken over vocal duties, whoops!Now they shout out things like oi! Your fore arm is nothing compared to this! Show me yours I'll show you mine! Both of you will fit in here! Where are the lepricorns? The deal is only when I meet a suitor will my pants return to normality and I can resume normal behaviour but I think somehow he has consumed my psyche and rubbed off me.So please someone rescue meMuch obligedStay peppery! Good idea!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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