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DamitdaveOffline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-51
Hi! My name is Damitdave. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Canaan, Connecticut, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JoshOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
You be: Just be you....and don't be afraid to say hi! But if you want to be swept off of your feet then you can't be too big to pick up! (hint hint to the large women who are so ambitious to message) Im not shallow, but looks do matter. But above all you must be polite to EVERYBODY. I have zero tolerance for rude people. (yes i know i look like a d!ck in my pictures but Im not). If your self described personality is DIVA, I probably wont respond to you. I like down to earth people.... not self absorbed, self entitled people.Im fluent in three languages ENGLISH, SARCASM, and SEXUAL INNUENDO so a Sense of humor is a MUST. No funny=no honey. Also, if you had to google what innuendo means then we are probably not a good fit lol Smart is sexy so bring your brain to the party. Being dumb isnt a good look no matter how nice your a$$ is =) I dont photograph well, and Ive been told im more handsome in person. Update: After a while here I must add:1) DO NOT GET ANGRY IF I DON'T REPLY TO YOU. Sending me subsequent hate mail only exemplifies that you are here because you can't socially interact normally.2) If you have ever stayed up for 3 days straight, have more than 1 baby daddy, or need a place to live just keep it moving.3) I DO date outside my race....I prefer brunettes over blondes. 4) Yes I have a picture with no shirt. No, I am not a douche. If your type of guy wears Tapout shirts to the bar, has his hat sideways, and says bro bro....Im not your guy. That's not a bad boy, that's a moron.5) I just saw a pregnant chick on here! Omfg! I don't know what that has to do with my update but I thought I'd share. 6) If you read this far, kudos to you. Most people just come for the pictures. 7) Just like those boots you were hoping would go on sale , I might not be here when you come back SO SEND MESSAGE NOW =***No trannies!!! I just got offered a blow job by a man in a dress! I wish that was a joke but THAT JUST HAPPENED. lol9) If all your pictures are cropped to show just your face and cleavage, you are very likely overweight. You don't got to lie to kick it.***Know the difference between Athletic, Average, and a Few Extra Pounds. Fat is not average, and just because you played Tee Ball in 3rd grade doesn't make you athletic.***If you are already planning our wedding or naming our future children before our first date....there won’t be a first date. You need to go watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and get a clue.***Don't post pics snuggled up with some guy or with your ex cut out (we see his arm around you) that is so tacky.***No serial daters.***No i wont follow you on *** whore lolI hope I didn't scare you away...I really am a sweetheart and a gentleman but my profile helps cut down on the messages I get from weirdos. If you laughed, then you have a winning personality, and please do say hello. If you thought, he’.. If at any point I made you smile you can donate to my pay pal account below…KIDDING! If you didnt laugh at all...then i was probably talking about you. Consider it free advice on how to get a better man.Also, friends are fine. But if you say you want to be friends, dont try to sleep with me ok. haha When people click, it doesn't really matter where you are. Meeting that someone u click with...Priceless. For all things else there's Mastercard.
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JameOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
Well I guess I will give this a try, seems everyone is doing it these days. Well I am just your normal typical guy, raised by a great family that is still together, went to college, played football and recieved my Bachelors degree. Never been married and no kids. I have a great dog that is pretty much the animal version of me, lots of evergy, friendly, a bit weird and crazy at times, and sometimes just does something for no reason but it is funny. I work out and take care of myself and would like someone who does the same. Being in sports my whole life I have too much energy to just sit around and not do anything, so playing a sport, working out, going to Top Golf, taking my dog out or just going out and walking with someone would be a great thing to do. I also have 3 tattoos on my back, had to throw that in there. I like hard rock (Korn, Sevendust, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, 10 Years, Metallica), so if you can't handle that type of music, sorry. Dont get me wrong, I will listen to whatever you listen to, but when I am driving its gotta be my stuff. Im always down for a good flick and even going to places where they show old school flicks, that is always fun to watch movies from when I was younger on the big screen. What can I say, I am just a normal guy that can be a bit of a goofball and weird at times. I have never been to jail, dont do drugs, have good family values, can take care of myself and would like to find someone that is the same. KCCO!! First dates are interviews but its doesnt always have to feel like one. Going to a movie, get some dinner or drinks, go bowling and just interact and see what happens. You never know until you meet right?