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Maddox, 39

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About Me

I like swimming at night. Watching bad movies. Spooning that leads to forking. Fluffy mittens. Honest conversation. Laughing at myself. Laughing at others and then giving them a big heart felt bear hug. Gentle punches to the shoulder that say "Hey...you're a freaking dork but it's ok". Being goofy. Singing loudly (and poorly) in my car. Taking things apart and then forgetting how to put them back together. Cussing like a sailor. Sailing like a trucker. Trucking like a b**ch. Low hanging fruit. White corn, yellow corn, unicorns. The monsters under my bed. The ones in my closet can suck a big one.UPDATE: In an attempt to not waste your time here are a few thoughts:First - I will fall in love with anyone but won't sustain a relationship with those who don't have at least two of the following:1.) You're freaky2.) You have a dark sense of humor3.) You're a little freaky4.) You like to wax philosophic5.) You consider a discussion over quantum mechanics foreplay.6.) You're a tad bit, possibly, maybe freaky.Second - I will fall in love with you and stay in love if you are:1.) Freaky. Seriously, sex should be tender during foreplay and the first 10 minutes, after that it should be a no-holds-barred wrestling match followed by mild PTSD. But...I'm much more fun. ...........................................GAME?.................................... A..............SHALL..............PLAY.................................WE ..................................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Luke

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    CREATIVE, MUSICAL, GUY, LOVES LITERATUE, FILM, SPORTS WHO BELIEVES IN ALWAYS BEING HONEST SEEKS BEAUTIFUL, SENSUAL WOMAN, WHO KNOWS HOW TO BE EROTIC, FUNNY, WISTFUL, FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL-GREAT KISSER A MUST, A DECENT, HONEST PERSON, I LOVE WOMEN WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO SHOW OFF WHAT GOD GAVE HER, POWERFUL, PASSIONATE, STRONG MINDED WOMEN ARE HOT! I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED AND ALTHOUGH ALL HUMAN BEINGS CARRY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE, I HAVE LESS; SO PLEASE-IF SOMEONE LIED AND CHEATED AND ABUSED YOU IN THE PAST, OR, PERHAPS YOU'VE MET JERKS ON HERE...PLEASE REMEMBER, IT WASN'T ME...DON'T ACCUSE ME OF PUTTING UP FAKE PICS OR NOT RECENT PICS...PLEASE BE NICE...DON'T PUT ME ON THE STAND...I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HURT YOU AND A BITTER WOMAN IS SO UNATTRACTIVE....I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME WOMEN TAKE THIS TACT, BUT IT'S UNBECOMING, TRUST ME!

  • Quintin

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I am athletic and work out a few times a week ever since I made a choice to have gastric bypass surgery in ***, I have lost ***lbs so far and am working hard to loose more. I am a father of ***boys 15&11 and a daughter ***and love them very much, I share custody with my ex so I have them every other weekend.I like bowling, mini golf, movies and more but you gotta ask if you want to know more. I am looking for someone who wants something serious, I am not looking to hook up, friends with benefits or one night stands I am genuine, honest, romantic and faithful and want the same. I need someone who likes to cuddle and show affection.I am very big into football and am part of a company called ***, we are the ones who pick the U.S. ARMY ALL AMERICANS every year. Somewhere we can talk like dinner followed by a movie or bowling

  • Seymour

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I'm on here because I dont have time and i'm not huge on tring to meet someone in a bar but this online stuff ins't easy getting people to give you a chance if they wont talk to you but it's something I guess.Well about me I'm a fun loving energetic person tht loves having fun with people I love joking around I'm very outgoing and would love to find someone to hang with and see where it goes. I like sports football, baseball, hockey and mma are my favorites I love the outdoors camping, hiking and rock climbing I love animals I have 4 dogs I enjoy movies, dinning out and going to comedy clubs i like to travel and hope to do more of it in the future. I'm athletic I play soccer and sand volleyball summer is by far my favorite season and i'm pretty much up for anything going out dancing or a nice quiet evening in so if you have any question feel free to ask thanksTony My ideal first date would be a nice qiuet dinner so we can talk and get to know eachother

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