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Maddox, 39

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About Me

I like swimming at night. Watching bad movies. Spooning that leads to forking. Fluffy mittens. Honest conversation. Laughing at myself. Laughing at others and then giving them a big heart felt bear hug. Gentle punches to the shoulder that say "Hey...you're a freaking dork but it's ok". Being goofy. Singing loudly (and poorly) in my car. Taking things apart and then forgetting how to put them back together. Cussing like a sailor. Sailing like a trucker. Trucking like a b**ch. Low hanging fruit. White corn, yellow corn, unicorns. The monsters under my bed. The ones in my closet can suck a big one.UPDATE: In an attempt to not waste your time here are a few thoughts:First - I will fall in love with anyone but won't sustain a relationship with those who don't have at least two of the following:1.) You're freaky2.) You have a dark sense of humor3.) You're a little freaky4.) You like to wax philosophic5.) You consider a discussion over quantum mechanics foreplay.6.) You're a tad bit, possibly, maybe freaky.Second - I will fall in love with you and stay in love if you are:1.) Freaky. Seriously, sex should be tender during foreplay and the first 10 minutes, after that it should be a no-holds-barred wrestling match followed by mild PTSD. But...I'm much more fun. ...........................................GAME?.................................... A..............SHALL..............PLAY.................................WE ..................................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Azazel

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    I\'m a very down to earth person that is very easy to get along with. I like football and baseball, but i’m not a sports nut. I’m on here to find someone I could build a relationship with. Wanna try?

  • Alured

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    Live life and have fun. Do what needs to be done and enjoy what life offers. Get out and smell the roses.Live life and have fun. Do what needs to be done and enjoy what life offers. Get out and smell the roses. Let things be natural.

  • Seymour

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I'm on here because I dont have time and i'm not huge on tring to meet someone in a bar but this online stuff ins't easy getting people to give you a chance if they wont talk to you but it's something I guess.Well about me I'm a fun loving energetic person tht loves having fun with people I love joking around I'm very outgoing and would love to find someone to hang with and see where it goes. I like sports football, baseball, hockey and mma are my favorites I love the outdoors camping, hiking and rock climbing I love animals I have 4 dogs I enjoy movies, dinning out and going to comedy clubs i like to travel and hope to do more of it in the future. I'm athletic I play soccer and sand volleyball summer is by far my favorite season and i'm pretty much up for anything going out dancing or a nice quiet evening in so if you have any question feel free to ask thanksTony My ideal first date would be a nice qiuet dinner so we can talk and get to know eachother

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