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MartinOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Well were do I start I'm single that's a given .I'm a welder have been working the same place for 9 years 3 weeks vacation next year .In my spare time I like to go fishing, 4wheeling, hiking ,camping and photography and I've been gardening for years And last year I build a good size Aquaponics garden and this year I'm going to grow hops.I am trying to bye a home with some land some day I would like to do some farming and get away from welding It pays the bills but I don't want to be doing it when I'm 70.I also love all kinds of music, cooking ,and watching tv to relax I know watching tv is not cool any more but I use hulu and Netflix so its ok so if you think any of this sounds interesting please say hi.
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CedrickOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I am a straight, single, man. I have no children, other than my dog, who I consider my son. I want to have children of my own. I work hard and spend much of my time at work, working at home on projects or doing yard work. I am a straight forward kind of guy, I don't try to beat around the bush about things. I would like the same in return. I am not into playing games of the heart or mind and I would like that in return. When I do make time for fun, I like to go fishing, which is relaxing. I spend time with my friends and family. I do hunt, but not often. I am looking for someone that isn't afraid to work for something they want and know that just wanting something won't make it happen. Life is not a fairy tale, with a happily ever after. It is something you have to work everyday to have. It may come easy in some relationships, others might really take some time and effort. I like watching NFL football, mostly just when my team is on, but I would like my partner to watch with me and hopefully be a fan also. I want a woman who is feminine but not girlie, that will play in the "mud" doesn't have to be literal, but also looks great in a dress. I am not just looking for any woman. I am just looking for one woman that is right for me. If I sound close to what you are looking for then message me, just because you look at my page doesn't make me think you are interested, especially if I don't hear from you.There is more to me than just what is in these few paragraphs, take a chance if you are interested and send me a message. A first date would be different for each person and would take some knowledge of what the other person likes.
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RandalOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.