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I wouldn't expect alot out of me here. I'm pretty private to begin with, like I'm gonna splash my life story across the internet. Of course, I gotta write something so...I listen to some really good music.I've read some pretty good books.My wit is quick, albeit dry.My sense of humor is dark.I won't forget your birthday.Moms, kids and animals love me.Except for birds. Which,incidentally, no one should ever own as a pet.I was good at any game and/or sport I've tried.Except tennis.I like cute, sweet, smart, funny, compassionate girls that smell good and know how to kiss, and all that goes along with that.I excel at the little things.And this is way more then I intended to write about myself.There's more, and you can write to me if you interested in knowing any of it.Thanks.So, all that stuff above this is kinda old, it's alright I guess, so I'll leave it, but I wanted to ammend, or rather clarify, a couple things.First of all, I don't hate birds. I get all these *** stuff like "hiii ur cute i hate birds 2" And I never said I hated birds, all I said was they don't like me. And really, all that's based on is an ostrich, a budgie and the magpie who used to dump on my car every day while I was at work. Birds are alright, in fact, I love ducks. They're cute, colourful, and I bet if you raised one from a chick, they'd like totally sit on your lap and watch Magnum P.I. re-runs with you. Maybe Night Court too...I don't know. I bet tho, his beak would be strong enough to support the TV remote, so you could probably train him to go and fetch it. I think I want a duck as a pet now, so you better be cool with that...and preferably have a pond for me to house my duck in.Maybe I'll do second of all later, I just had to get the bird thing off my chestNot so much 'second of all' but I hate hunting. No offense to anyone who has a dad or a brother who hunts. But it's bullsh!t. Hunt something that hunts you back you pussies. What the hell is hunting anyways? Sitting out in the bush caressing your phallic symbol guns *** each others penises? Slamming a couple two-fours of Lucky Lager and then looking ***yards thru a field, down a scope, at some sweet, innocent, cute doey eyed deer who's maybe nibbiling at a little shrub of grass poking thru the snow, and then you waste it????? Why? Where's the sport in that? Go to the compound a$$hole. You want deer meat? Go to Safeway.And the worst offender of all...?That motherf u c ker hunts ducks.And rabbits.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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