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Colton, 37
United States, Missouri, Chilhowee

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About Me

My GPS has become my best friend. I'm a sweet, honest, adventurous, intelligent guy looking for the same in a girl. Don't be afraid to ask me anything, no matter how strange or personal. You don't have to be shy. If you have a nice family, have never spent time in prison, and have an acceptable tooth to gum ratio, I like you already! But really what it all comes down to is finding someone who I can wake up next to every morning and no matter how messy her hair is and how bad her breath smells, I wouldn't change a thing about her. I'll just be sure to keep some mints nearby.Some random things about me:I have the coolest and cutest niece and nephew ever and I'm proud to be their uncle - If I could only listen to one band for the rest of my life it would be Led Zeppelin - If I could only watch one TV show for the rest of my life it would probably be Seinfeld - I'm not really into video games but I'll kick anyone's butt at Guitar Hero (Do people still play that?***I have a vast amount of odd trivia stored in my head so you definitely want me as your partner when playing Trivial Pursuit - I once accidentally mooned an entire soccer stadium -- I would love to find a girl who knows how to fold fitted bed sheets - I used to bodyguard celebrities - I was the spelling bee champ of the 7th grade (The word 'psalmist' still haunts me***I hate grocery shopping alone - I will never have a fauxhawk, wear a pink shirt, or pop my collar - My favorite color is yellow - My favorite holiday is Groundhog Day - I still know all the words to 'Ice Ice Baby'Some things I like:My precious Keurig coffee maker - Pasta - Motorcycles - Girl Scout cookies - Ikea - Funyuns - Good conversation - Trying new kinds of wine - Playing poker, bocce ball, cornhole, boardgames - Hikes in the woods - Drive-in movies - Amusement parks - Singing in the shower - Driving through large puddles - Bowling - Wathcing ghost hunting shows - Bonfires -- New socks -- Dave & Buster's - Staying up late - Sleeping in - Breakfast at any time of day - Doing charity work - Imitation bacon bits - Trying new restaurantsSome things I don't like:Country music - Loud cellphone talkers - Granny panties - Smokers - Seafood - Slow drivers - Mushrooms - NASCAR - Criminals - Beans (except for jelly beans and Mr. Bean***Politics - Potato salad - People who say 'anywho' - If I'm with the right person, it doesn't really matter. Even the worst date would turn out great.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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