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Timmy, 40
United States, Maryland, Dickerson

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Other than "Blondes who play the base", this has to be the best photo on *** can I say, they had me at HERRO ;-pNow imagine those little guys singing the following song, along with a cute blonde playing the base, an open bar, and me in charge of the remote… well, I’d think that heaven DOES damn well *** who am I kidding? Where am I going to find a cute blonde?...I guess you can always ‘Try’. But hey, let’s face it. I don’t think I’m getting anywhere closer to THOSE ‘’ anytime soon, am I now? (Just having to fight through 'security', and the crowds of adoring fans, it's exhausting!) *** just wrote a killer new profile: funny and engaging, profound and inspiring; an epic poem really; the kind that would make you one day gather all your great-grandchildren around and tell them all about it, with the hope that they in turn would tell this epic tale to their future generations, and so on, and so on. Unfortunately, I forgot to hit the damn ‘Update’ button, and now that AMAZING profile is lost forever. Sickening, I know. The world’s a lesser place for it now, believe me. [sigh]Oh well, you can always tell them about my Interests ;-)...I chose Princess from the “personality in one word” pull-down menu; looks like Jackass has been trademarked. :-S...I think the majority of people on meetville (and in society at large) need to “grow a pair”, whichever respective 'pair' that may be - and for some on HERE I do stop and wonder. :-/With respect to the online venue… Well, keyboard, monitor and mouse, smartphones and apps - along with social networking sites like this - are all wonderful tools for connection, but, be wary of illusions, ‘elisions’ and artful elusions. I know I am :-)!! The best advice when online dating (and good advice for life in general): "Don't let the fools build you up. Don't let the b*stards grind you down." Don't let the numbers mislead you. And most importantly… Beware of ‘All Things Shiny’. The question is … Are you? What the hell else are we going to do? We're getting our heads shaved of course! You are joining our 'commune', aren't you? [I'll have you know that you are legally bound, once I get an agreement to meet either verbally or in text. So yeah, you might wanna say goodbye to the loved ones, it’s kind of a commitment.]Actually, this season I’m proud to say we’ll all be donning cornrows; both as a team-building exercise, and you know, to get in the spirit of the holidays. ;-p--

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Hip-Hop Pop Canadian Greek Indian Turkish Bowling
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