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Eldon, 39

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About Me

This is a test, True or False type to weed out the non-readers... Let’s see, I am looking for the most boring person on the planet who will drive me completely insane quick. Someone who will lie to me constantly, must be selfish beyond belief, and be such high maintenance that I have to hire a pit crew for her. She must also detest spontaneity, and be appalled by sarcasm, wit, and humor. Someone who always seeks out the negative in anything and everything around her. I could go on, but I think you get the point. If this sounds like you, do us both a favor, and leave my page, obviously you don’t get the joke here…In other news, my story... I was born thirty-something years ago (quit counting *** & After high school I joined the U.S. Navy and did that until recently. Along the way I had a marriage experiment that crashed and burned, but brought into my life a now 13 year old princess. After playing sailor boy I got myself a pooch, started a little "business venture", and have been going to school trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up... So if there are any other questions, I hope yo know what to do.In even other news.... I like to stay as inactive as I possibly can, and see no point in exhausting my time or efforts in staying healthy. I absolutely hate to travel, again, just a waste of time. All of those other places are for others to see and enjoy. Music to me is just noise pollution, and can be done without as well. If you feel the same way, do us both a favor, and skip to the next page because sarcasm is unfortunately not something that you understand, so you probably won’t understand me…On as serious of a note as I can make though, I like to live life, but for specifics; reading, anything outdoors, baseball, tunes, and running seem to attract my attention and provide me with peace of mind. Yes, after taking a peek at my “not so” glamour shots you might think I am a complete joke, but I can assure you I do know when to be serious and have a straight face as well. With any luck, you will be there, and we can go from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Francis

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Hello and thanks for taking the time to read and get to know me a little. I have a few hobbies I am playing around with. One is I like to draw, although I have not done any for some time now. Still life is my prefered subjects. I started an attempt at my daughter, just need to finish it sometime. I also like to pick on my guitar. Since my daughter plays a four string bass, her and I thought it would be fun for me to try and play with her. That is not going so well...lol. I know a few song intros as of now. I love all kinds of music, even classical and polka. Country is by far, my favorite. Why? Because they are "Songs About Me". My goals in life are to meet someone that is not looking for the BBD and can be happy with who she is, where life is taking her, and can accept me as I am. I will own another home again. It is a great feeling to know your hard work pays off enough that you can buy a place for your family to grow, feel safe, and make your dreams come alive.What makes me who I am... I would say it is because I care for the people I have in my life.-wife. She and I may not have been able to fix us, but I will always have a place for her in my heart. I am a generous person and will do what I can to help where I can. Anything else you may be wondering? Feel free to ask me.

  • Robbeh

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    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-37

    Hi! My name is Robbeh. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Broadway, North Carolina, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Redmond

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Hi! My name is Redmond. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Broadway, North Carolina, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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