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JeromyOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Ask me and ill tell you.
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RomeoOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I love my life. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. It seems to me that people think whatever is said in a foreign language sounds profound. I think that I need to worry about two and only two things in my life: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already might have. I balance; play, balance, and I cook - I discovered how we would walk if our knees were on backwards. Just recently I discovered that against widely held beliefs two girls involved in a cat fight will not randomly start kissing. I have recycled disposable cigarette lighters in my spare time. I can whistle the national anthem without moving my lips and have spoken with Elvis. I discovered that a snow-mobile won’t melt in the summer. I eat; paint, write, sing, and I play – simultaneously. I am the architect of Stonehenge and I can bake 30 minute brownies in 29 minutes. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving. I love my mother, do my own laundry and am wearing nice, clean shoes as I am typing this. I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who CHOOSE to be together. Can you do backflips? Being able to do backflips demonstrate that you possess a lot of the qualities I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Doing them on demand (on lawns, at parties, over lunch, etc.) shows that you have a fun, adventurous personality. They also take a certain amount of coordination and athleticism. While I don't need you to be able to do backflips, I'm looking for someone with those qualities. And you should be dorky rather than ****y. You'll probably not going to get to know me by reading through all this. I just want to hang out briefly to see if there is chemistry between us. Or we'll just be friends. I'm fine with either - or neither. I get out enough as it is. You should message me if you've made it this far and you found yourself nodding in agreement with what you've read. Do you like sunsets (see attached pictures)??
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TysonOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
So it has come to this. Down for whatever. Message me if you want. Apparently I have to write stuff here but I don't really feel like it right now. So I'll just put words till it tells me its enough. hah, whats a "date"?