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Zophai, 38
United States, Pennsylvania, Wyalusing

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Not really sure why I'm doing this. I'm comfortable with and enjoy being single. My daughter says that I need companionship and thinking of me being all alone makes her sad, and thinking of her being sad makes me sad. ):So here I am trying to find the unfindable. So, a little about me... If you don't like sarcasm, then you probably don't like me. If you hate procrastination then you probably hate me. If you think that I should put the toilet seat down after I , then I would ask why you don't think that you should have to lift the dang thing after you pee. If you think everything has to be done right now, then I would assure you that slow and steady wins the race. I am not a jealous person, and you should not be either. I can't stand it when someone needs to know where I am and what I'm doing every minute of every day. That will usually trigger some ultra-sarcasm from me, such as: "I was out doing drugs with prostitutes!" or "Doing it with your sister!" Not that I like to be a jerk, but that's just the way I am. If someone takes a tone with me, I give it right back. So be pleasant, and I will be as well. I also like my alone time and absolutely despise being interrupted without it being some sort of emergency, and no, you being bored is not an emergency. See why I'm unmatchable? (: O.K., if you are still reading this and are not totally turned off, then congratulations! You may just qualify as a partner for the best guy on earth,... me! Now that you know the bad stuff you get with me, let us get into the good stuff. I am generally a very patient person who thinks life is about laughing. I always try to make the best out of every situation. I know I can't change the past or any recent event so I make light of nearly every situation, good or bad. I am often accused of not caring because of this, but I assure you that is not the case. I love music, nature and family. I am not very good at starting conversations, but can join in with almost any topic and sometimes get annoyingly long winded about certain topics that I am passionate about. I enjoy learning new things, but my interests often shift back and forth between things so it seems like I am going in circles sometimes. I like playing my guitar, but rarely play it in front of people because for some reason I have to play perfectly or I feel like I am failing. I am somewhat of a homebody, but I enjoy going out occasionally. My friends tell me that I am funny and annoyingly care-free. I am not a person who cares about appearance, and I could care less about money. As long as my rent is paid and I have chocolate, then why would I need anything else? All of my extra money I like to spend on my daughter, who is the most beautiful, intelligent, funny and amazing person I know. Anyway, if you want to know more about me, then you will just have to contact me. Like I said, I'm not really sure why I'm even doing this. I'm not completely sold on having a relationship, but I am willing to give it a try and see where it leads.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

R&B Gardening
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