Chadwick, 40
Offline, last seen Fri, 03 May 2024 14:09:14
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hmmmm so this is the part where i say something interesting and witty to grab peoples attention.........ok ive got 2 bottles of Lambrusco in a 6 bottle wine rack, but hey that doesn't mean i'm not classy ;-).What am I looking for?? The Million Dollar question... How about a friend that will last till the end of the world, that's not a bad start is it?Someone special to share my life with i guess, eat out, go for drinks, cinema, dvd night in, duvet days usual type of things.I have a couple of friends on here who i chat to occasionally and it seems that some guys on here tell some porky pies, so.. ive decided to be honest here.So..1. I have never climbed a mountain to get some fresh air in my lungs. I manage fine getting fresh air in my lungs every time i step out the door. 2. I have never parachuted out a plane and have no intentions of ever doing so, I really don't fancy the idea that all that is stopping me from splattering to my death is a bit of flimsy material.3. Unless I become a hugely successful pop star overnight and my body goes through some amazing changes i will never walk around with my shirt unbuttoned showing of my adonis like body. Mainly because i would feel guilty for Greenpeace being called out in a false alarm.4. I went to the gym once and hated it, I refuse to go back.5. I have never been skiing, although i do fancy snow boarding, in the words of my 15 year old son apparently girls dig it........Ive got a feeling if i went snow boarding the only digging going on would be people trying to get me out the huge hole ive just plummeted head first into, but hey I'd like to give it a goIn all seriousness the days of trying to impress girls by getting ripped or going on a 5 mile hike up a bloody hill have never been my thing, although i do swim to keep fit and stay in shape, so far i've no belly or moobs yet, but would be willing to work on that for the right person.i'm no couch potato i do love going out and i do like the great outdoors and think there is nothing nicer than going for a nice walk, infact i often do, I just don't want to be a sweaty, blethering mess at the end of it.Ohh and why are some people on here wary about going on a date, incase your a mad axe murderer??? ok I promise right here and now, I wont bring my axe with me on the first date, I'll leave it in the boot with the tape and my mask, in saying that, ive not been hearing those voices since my doctor put me on these new pills, so all good... ok ok im joking lol i got the pills cheap on the internet, my doctor knows nothing about them, im hiding the ones he gave me down the back of the sofa ssshhhh!!Ohhh and another thing (I'm on a roll now ;***Why do some people when talking about themselves insist on saying 'ma' ?? as in 'ma' hobbies are..... Now i'm not a snob in any way shape or form, far from it but the word is 'my', surely its just as easy to press the y key on your keyboard as much as it is to press the a key (if you look closely the 'y' key is actually closer to the 'm' anyway its only 2 up and 1 to the left, whereas the a key is across the other side, its not difficult) ..... or am I missing something here???''I said to the Gym *** "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?? Failing that a wee drink somewhere and if you haven't legged it out the window after 10 minutes maybe on somewhere for a bite to eat.
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