SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Billy
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Ahoy there! What follows is all accurate. Is it over the top? Sure. But I myself AM over the top. Which is not to say that I don't have my act together, or that I'm not a badass professional- because I am. But my occupation and my possessions don't define me, and I can (and have) dropped them at a moment's notice. I seek a fellow adventurer. No sessile codependent microcosm dwellers. I value strength and adaptability in a partner, both physical and mental. Be fit, be fun... Ass-kicking girls are by far the best kind!As for me, the truth be stranger than fiction, ya'll:Lessee here... I have only lost one street fight in my life, and it wasn't to a human... I played the demon god of heavy metal in a direct-to-dvd B-movie about a fictional 80's hair band. I successfully bartered a lower price on tennis racket style bug zappers from a street vendor in Hong Kong. I filled in as lead singer for the best cover band I've ever seen... which, it just so happens, was totally Filipino. I physically confronted a man who was wearing a full Batman costume, wielding a pair of nunchaku, and wandering a suburban neighborhood at night. I have eaten insects and chewed on tree bark for sustenance.;Dude Looks Like a Lady" I was the personal trainer for one of OJ's lead defense attorneys. I was joined on stage by Peter Wolf from the J Geils band while singing "Centerfold". I was tapped out by a UFC lightweight champ.-air. I hawked hair-braiding and face painting services at a Renaissance Faire. I complimented Weird Al Yankovic on his choice of shirts. I was taught Kung Fu form by an old chinese man at the top of a mountain. I went without food for a week in order to buy snakeskin boots. I taunted a man through a megaphone... by telling him his canoe looked like it was made from greased paper bags..... wearing a banana costume... and a mexican wrestling mask. So, what have you been up to? ;) You know that scene in most action movies where the incredibly hot girl (who happens to be a brilliant PHD biochemist) is cornered by bad guys for the first time? And as the male lead is trying to get clear to help her out, she suddenly turns out to be a total badass who beats the crap out of ***lb mercenaries with a series of spinning head kicks and wing- Then the guy kinda raises an eyebrow and the girl wipes one drop of blood from her lip, tosses back her hair and gives a smug "yeah, THAT'S right" look? AND she's still wearing a black mini and heels? That's the first date I'm looking for... except with an athletic feminine build. Is that really too much to ask for? Ok, then just cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith.... a herring! That'll do.
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Douglass
Online
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I would describe myself as a professional, outgoing, laid back, and respectable person. I was raised in Queens N.Y. I have a great relationship with my family and my friends and feel blessed to have them in my life. I love all types of music, can dance all night with a drink in my hand and I am always ready to try new things. I enjoy anything that can get me outdoors such as horse back riding, but I am happiest when I am on the water. That can be boating, fishing, or a speed run in a tube but in all honesty watching the ducks is my favorite past time. I love fast cars, fast boats, fast jet skis...well anything fast and scary will do! However a nice relaxing night with a walk or talking or even a movie and a snuggle is always welcome. I am hoping to meet an honest, fun, strong and confident woman with a desire for a friend and partner in addition to a lover. Someone who wants to build and share and create a life/family of their own. Someone that wants to build a happy and meaningful life based on doing and not saying. Not someone looking for somebody to keep them company for the rest of their life! I would think a nice first date in this situation would be dinner and drinks. It will give us the opportunity to talk and get to know each other and be comfortable while doing it.
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Ephah
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I like to keep myself busy, always doing something whether it be playing some kind of sport or meeting with friends, I am always on the go. Confident and laid back are how I would describe myself, not a lot phases me and I've lived my life to the full.I still love a good night out clubbing and I can think of nothing better than driving with my shades on listening to a good house tune.I have lots of plans for the future and am slowly working towards my long term goal, its still a dream but without dreams what are we?