• South Dartmouth
• Massachusetts
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

I am a writer. I run a theatre touring company and own a publishing business. I have three adorable cats. I am extremely creative. I enjoy being surrounded by other creative people. I do random things. I'm quirky, honest, straight to the point, confident, independent, affectionate, caring and offer the perfect balance of naughty but nice (54% vs. 45% with 1% other). I'm here because I killed my last few lovers. People are occasionally put off by my serial killing ways but oddly one or two on here seemingly embraced it. "It's fine. It's who you are." What?! They know I'm joking, right? Right?!Everybody is fun and bubbly here. There's enough bubbles to fill an entire bubble factory. I don't buy it. You need to fit the quirky, slightly-out-of-sync-with-society-creative type to capture my focus. If I like you I'll probably say so quite early on, if I talk about sex it's not specifically because I am a guy (typical!) but because I have a fairly normal sex drive which, guess what, girls also have so you're no better than me. You just lie about it. Liar! This doesn't mean I'm automatically "looking for a shag on day one" so do hold back on your three month "no shag" embargo for now. That's just something people force through as a rule because, ultimately, they're not in-sync or trusting of their own *** the wild, these people would have been eaten by now, and not in a oh-yes-please kinda way.I'm bored of having the same conversations on here. Is it wrong of me to create a transcript on Microsoft Word so that I can copy paste responses?I'm not a serial killer. I am on Twitter though - *** Say hi :)

• South Dartmouth
• Massachusetts
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

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• South Dartmouth
• Massachusetts
• United States

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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

Hey, so I'm here looking for my perfect match, needle in a haystack? Maybe so but I'm here so I carry some hope. I've been told internet dating is the way forward. After viewing profiles everyone seems to pipe up... "This is the hardest part".... blah blah blah. O.k so it is difficult typing about yourself but as long as you don't blow your own trumpet, I believe the answer is to tell your story not be big headed. I'm a very sporty person and am active, I enjoy road running and playing any sports, my favourite sport is football, I play as often as I can. I enjoy going out for meals and visits to pubs, bars and clubs. I like to dance as well so if your looking for a man who props up the bar, you ain't gonna find him here... sorry. Although I don't have any pets I am pet friendly and don't mind any type, shape or size. I enjoy cooking and I'm not looking for someone to do my cleaning or ironing, I'm very capable of looking after myself. I like to laugh, smile and be happy and want someone to share everything that is good in the world.My perfect match would be someone who I can be totally at ease with, I want to enjoy life with someone, not spend hours or even days arguing as some of my friends and their partners do. She would need to be honest, a positive thinker with a happy outlook on life, have a good sense of humour and not take herself too serious. Enjoy holidays, shopping, spare time, spending money and being creative. Also happy to sit in with some wine, takeaway and the latest films. Does that sound like you? Send me a message. ;)Edit: And for those that have reported one of my images as nude....... You have got to be kidding, it's a male bare chest nothing more nothing less! Won't be long before my account is deleted. Oh well :((