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Carmine, 39
United States, West Virginia, Kermit

Offline, last seen Tue, 13 Jan 2026 14:01:29

About Me

Both sides of my pillow are cool. If I were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume. I bowl....overhand. Police often question me, just because they find me interesting. I was the featured man at a bachelorette auction and brought in over 13 million euro, under the table. I'm a lover… Not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas. I once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian. I once sent $***to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received my $2.7 million inheritance. The Loch Ness Monster thinks I am a myth. I won the ***world series of poker using Uno cards. I can kill two stones with one bird. Women leave the seat up for me..........Lol Ok, thats enough bragging for now! But seriously...I am 39, reasonably intelligent, gainfully employed and a good person. I have worked hard and have myself a great career going on. I was in the USAF from ***and been all over the world. I am a dork that is always quoting movie lines (especially 80s comedy/bad action movies) I am looking for somebody fun, friendly and a woman who has her own life and her own goals and dreams. Somebody not clingy or demanding. No trainwrecks or craziness. Not looking for a woman that wants to spend lots of time at Meatmarket bars or clubs. Just somebody normal! :D Ok, so this tells me to talk about my hobbies, my goals, what makes me unique and my taste in music! Does anyone care? My hobbies are working around the house, riding bike, relaxing, collect old baseball cards....My goals? I would say I met most of my goals career wise. Long term goal...maybe retire and move to the Southwest. Music? Oh I love me some 80s pop, 80/early 90s rap, 80s hair bands, 80s metal, 90s alt, 70s classic rock, 70s and 80s R&B.Just want to meet a woman that compliments my life and makes it better. And hope that I could give back the same.Oh, and no serial daters or Duck Face types. :) First date is going to always be awkward when doing the internet thing. Something without a lot of pressure or nonsense. Just dinner and/or drinks and a non-obnoxious place where we could talk, have some drinks and laughs and get to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Hip-Hop German South American Spanish
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