SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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OpherOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
BYOSW/bring your own sarcasm&wit It's been a very long time since I've dated.(sales pitch) So now somebody's loss is your gain. The epitome of honest, more loyal than a Labrador, funny incarnate. A truly rare find, with all the trimmings. What I've learned about this online dating thing is, it just seems to stay online. How will we know anything for sure till we meet? Now a little about you. You should know the difference between there, they're, and their. Humor is a must. Honest is always a good quality. Must be willing to laugh. And if one day time travel comes to be, I get first choice, of when to go to. ?Pffft,Cliff diving, of course. Honestly I don't know. I hope our mutual interests work it out for us naturally. I mean how can it not? That's how the world works, right?
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RonOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
If you are reading this then you are the victim of bait and switch. Sadly, there are no free shoes to be had here, but you may be the lucky winner of a night of stimulating conversation and chivalrous companionship. I promise my initial deception will be my last.That being said, I am looking for a sane, normal woman who also finds herself seeking companionship via the internet only because of the ever evolving nature of our culture. In other words, “Hey crazy ladies, DO NOT contact me. I’m looking for a date not a restraining order.”Things I like (that you will probably like too): I am good with money, I like to cook, read, and spend time with other cute couples like ourselves doing fun metropolitan-ish like things, and I spend my free time thinking of revolutionary ways to make my partners life more fulfilling.Things I like (that you might not be that crazy about): I like to hunt, fish, play poker, and I smoke about 4 cigars per year. I don’t need to do those things all the time, but when I want to put on my “Man Pants” I need some tactful consideration from you. In return, I will see up to two chick flicks per month and will quarterly go to the mall and rave about how that new Coach purse brings out the mischievousness in your eyes. Deal?I recently had some Glamor Shots taken of me with my shirt off in front of my kickin'A 92’ Camaro. Sadly, they are not yet ready. (sigh)I didn’t think this actually needed to be included in a dating forum, but I guess it does. No, I do not happen to have herpes, and you SHOULDN’T either. Also, congrats for being a big beautiful woman that carries it well, but we will not be romantically compatible. I AM NOT looking for a Barbie doll, but if your weight prevents you from playing sports and normal activities like tying your shoes I’m sorry, but please don’t make me like you through e-mails. It would be uncomfortable for both of us.With that in mind, let me tell you about me physically. I am 6’2” 200lbs I am a former Marine and athlete so I have wide shoulders and a big frame. I am also 38 years old. In other words, even if I feel like I’m twenty I’m not, and I don’t expect you to look like the mental image of yourself either; I get it, we were hot, now we're just hot in different ways.Please, just be normal. Also, I’m not looking for anyone 10 years my junior or senior. Maybe the rarest of exemptions could be made, but you would have to knock my socks off, not with beauty but with a soul connection, and I don’t really believe in those. I think we learn to love. Thanks for reading and farewell for now. Public, you in you own car and me in mine. If either of us says, "I'm experiencing acid reflux, please excuse me." Then that is the code word for abort mission. If we click then a mutual decision to go somewhere else (not a motel room) based on our interests would be welcomed.
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DudleyOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I am a recovering workaholic, but am trying to slow down and enjoy life a little more. I'm an average guy, laid back for the most part. I don't have many hobbies at this point in my life, so getting out and meeting people and experiencing more is my goal. I have two girls 14 and 18, I also have step-daughter 19 that I helped raise for 17 years and is very much a part of my life. As you can see my personal life started early so I've had to work hard to get where I am today, and I take my work and home life very serious. I have got back into the gym and work out a few times a week. I consider myself a little over weight and I contribute that to good cooking. I love to have a home cooked meal but I can't cook to save my life. I do enjoy getting out of the house but not always to just go and spend a bundle of money. I've been to a few nascar races and a few football games, but would like to do more with the right person. Ladies please post recent pics of yourself as well, Its not very fair to post 10yr old pictures..just sayin... I like to limit the first date to two hours max.. This eliminates any expectations and is plenty of time to find out if we are compatible... Maybe just a simple cup of coffee or a lunch date to see if there's any real interest or chemistry......