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Harmon, 36

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About Me

I couldn’t help but notice you undressing me with your eyes, but I’m not that kind of guy so let’s please get to know each other first :)I come from a HUGE Italian family. We're unlike anyone you’ve ever met, even though we haven’t met. We have so many cousins, aunts, uncles, nephews, and nieces that it wouldn’t surprise me if you’re related to me. Maybe if you called more often, we wouldn’t seem like such strangers.Seriously, I love my family. Didn’t realize how much until I moved to NY to attend college, and missed them so much I came back to the Bay Area after graduating and have stayed here ever since. We are the coolest, zaniest, loudest, best looking, most fun people you’ll ever hang out with. Come hungry, come thirsty, and be prepared to laugh until it hurts.I enjoy a wide range of activities that make me passionate about life. I’m just as comfortable debating politics as I am playing guitar, pumping iron, dining with great friends and family, cooking up feasts in the kitchen, dressing up for a night on the town, taking pictures of everything all around me, or relaxing with a book while watching Lifetime movies (my guilty pleasure). Needless to say, I love life. I worked extremely hard to get to where I am, and now in my 30s I’m having a blast enjoying the fruits of my labor. My new hobby is cooking healthy Paleo recipes. I've gotten pretty experimental in the kitchen with great results, especially with the desserts. Only set off one smoke alarm so far, but more to come for sure.going on weekend getaways all over the West Coast, often taking my friends along to keep me company. Looks are important, but they mean nothing without a personality to match. You don’t have to be a comedian for me to respond, but the more of a clever smart-mouth you are, the better we’ll get along. A little tension keeps things interesting. After all, if you’re going to hang out with my family, you’ll need to learn how to bust our chops. That’s how you earn our respect ;) Let’ We’

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

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