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Miles, 40

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About Me

I hate filling this crap out......Just looking to meet someone kool and see what happens. I'm smart, mellow, funny, slightly sarcastic and usually at least mildly entertaining.I Live at the beach, love to have fun on or near the water.Don't take me for a player, I'm not here to bang the universe, would love to meet a pretty girl who also has a brain, an opinion, and can have a convo. hit me up if u want to have fun**sorry about all the disclaimers which follow below...however please keep in mind that " cynicism, is merely the condom of the romantic "*Attn Pro Web Cam whores/Fake profile spammers/guys from Nigeria pretending to be women==... I have a verified ***IQ, if u don't know what that means, basically I'm 4 points short of being a Mensa member....that's like knocking on the door of Einstein smart....so I won't be falling for your time wasting ploys to get me to yahoo messenger, or give u my credit card, or cash any checks for you from Zimbabwe..... *****Attn Bi polar/manic depressive/borderline alcoholic Girls: I seem to attract you like a magnet. Although You are probably a traffic stopping knockout, amazing in bed, and highly creative, plz do not contact me if you are currently on, or supposed to be on any of the following medications: Depakote,Prozac, (fluoxetine) or Buspbar. ....unfortunately we both know you will probably not stay on your meds, and at some point there will be drama... *****Attn Most Single Moms: Um Yea, I read ur profile, and I already realize that to You, your kid(s) is/are the most amazing thing(s) in the universe,you are a mom first, i get it. & I get that the kid(s) is/are the most important thing in your world, and that no man will ever be as important to you as your kid..........Well, that's awesome,......just what every single guy with no kids wants to hear.. NOT...Wait...wait...a minute,....I mean.. good for u, I'm sure you are a great mom ,...........; your crap together if u actually want to date me..........in my experience, it seems like only the man who fathers the child will ever have a chance of being anywhere as important to that woman,, which again, I get, ...and that's fine..but honestly, explain to me why exactly do I want to sign up for your dump truck of inevitable drama?.......... I mean, unless you're hot,,, cause I am shallow, and I'll put up with a lot of crap if you're sexy......Personally, I don't know if i want to have kids or not, so honestly I usually date younger women than me*I'm open to dating a single mom, ..........but if you're over 40, plz be fit . If u have constant baby daddy drama, or your kid(s) are out of control monsters= not interested/ PLEASE keep moving.****Attn Fat Girls/Girls who don't look like their pic=...but I like thin, pretty, in shape, or athletic types. nothing wrong with a little curves in the right places, but if you've had a few kids and decided to throw in the towel on your appearance, don't care about your body or being fit, or still have another 30 lbs to loose....um it's prob not ever going to work for me, sorry, I'm shallow, but I like hot, feminine chicks who eat right and care about looking good. ***"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettesI want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair She is touring the facility and picking up slackI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacketI want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up lateI want a girl with uninterrupted prosperityWho uses a machete to cut through red tapeWith fingernails that shine like justiceAnd a voice that is dark like tainted glass She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She is touring the facility and picking up slackI want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket "

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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