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About Me

Hi I'm Kris and I hate to write about myself, cause I can lie and tell you totally something that I am not. Make myself what you would like me to be. I try to be honest...A little about me, I need to lose 15 pounds...who doesn't right?. Like almost every normal person.I don't wear pink shirts, nor do I "pop" my collar. I would much rather buy clothes on sale from J.C. If my pants have a rip or hole in them I didn't buy them that way I probably did something stupid when I was drunk and ripped them, or my rabbit chewed a hole in them.Hats were not meant to be put on crooked... they block the sun... use them right. Do I hate you if you do these things... no not automatically, but I do have friends who might do one of these...and you bet I make fun of them.I wear t-shirts that are too tight... why you ask... Because apparently I don't know how to do laundry, dry clothes and I have shrunk all of them, not because I am trying to show off my "Big" guns.Who ever thought rap music was gonna last as long as it has... And who thought the best fad would be to act like a thug and say you came from the ghetto. It didn't work for Vanilla Ice, do you really think it will work for you?I hate liars, cheaters and being deceived, I rather have you be brutally honest and direct with me. The truth hurts sometimes but not as much as a lies can.I have a huge love for animals as they love you unconditionally. I've rescued several Animals and they have made a happy home with me. Ask me about my squirrel sometime.I have been a DJ for more then half my life and I'm drug free go figure... I've worked in the Club Scene for sometime so a nice peaceful night at home is always welcome.If there is anything else you would like to know, just please ask. I really hate first dates, and I hate to have anything planned. Makes you seem like you are trying too hard.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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