Salvador, 37
Offline, last seen Thu, 02 May 2024 09:57:19
About Me
OK, I'm back on this stupid thing cuz I'm pretty much done with cancer treatment and I need to go out. I'm looking for a fun, intelligent woman who is not looking for a replacement dad, meatheaded douche, or general schmuck that will do whatever you ask. If you got boobie tattoos, more metal in your face than a robot, missing teeth, or don't take care of yourself, please don't come looking over here. I am not into self-centered girls who think their sh*t doesn't stink, cuz trust me it does, there's always someonebout there who is tired of your sh*tladies. If all your pictures are laying down, in the bathroom, or making duckfaces, don't bother, you'd just be giving me ammo to make fun of you with. Pride in how you look when in public is a must. Did I miss anything???My self-summary: In my spare time, I motorcycle joust, race my Galapagos tortoise(he's ***years old), dress up as the Grim Reaper and torture old drunks in bars, put singles in strippers' house arrest anklets, and when I'm bored, I just curl up on the kitchen floor and imitate a bread crumb.If you haven't figured out by now that I like to have fun, you're not for me. I have a vivid imagination and I like to use it, SO WHAT?!?!?! Plus I drive a lot for my job, so I have lots of time to think. I love sports, cooking, biking, fishing, and camping, almost anything outdoors except skydiving.I have two children that are my world. We like to have fun and do lots of things as a family. When I don't have my kids, I like to go out to community events, see a live band, camp, fish, bike harder trails, people watch. I'm a REALLY good cook! I've been told I should start my own restaurant. "If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have one thing, what would you wish for?" This is a trick question that only one person answered correctly.I want to know what some of the answers would be.....message me your answer if you get this far, and I am curious what people would want. On a typical Friday night I am: plotting to take over the world..........hasn't worked yet as you can see. If I'm not not plotting, I'm catching a movie, playing with my kids, out with friends, or doing laundry. I'm not washing my hair though, so I can never use that as an excuse unless you ask me to do something in the morning, as that's the only time I regularly wash my hair.......did my ADD just kick in???? You should message me if: you're not already running scared of me after reading my profile. You don't mind being tied up with Twizzlers Pull-N-Peel and tortured with peacock feathers..... Really, I'm just loooking for someone to enjoy life with who is as wacky as me and likes to have fun. You must like football, because on Sundays, not even you can pull me away from my team..... Ideal first date,.....dinner and drinks, or something a little more exciting like going golfing(nine holes of course), I'm not that good of a golfer....seriously. If it's during the summer, let's eat outdoors on a patio and enjoy the open air atmosphere.....
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Divorced
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'8"
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Eye color
Brown
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Smoke
Yes, socially
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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