SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MorrisOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I have a job, car, house .. and I mow my grass and do laundry, but I don't always put it away.I'm kind of old fashioned with some things, like I open doors and call people ma'am pretty often. I'm smart and like deep conversations and topics and tried dating people who.. well aren't really into that kind of thing :) and I liked them fine but they kind of get bored with me or irritated that I can see both sides to most things. So I'm looking for someone who is a little nerdy. Maybe someone who likes sci-fi would be nice. I guess I'll leave the rest to talk about if you contact me.Oh and if you are shy send me the word "Bullwinkle".. I'll take it as code for "I don't know how to start this conversation" and I'll take over. :)
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FabOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Looking to have a fun time. Let smoke a blunt or 2 and kick it
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MarlenOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
hmmm...all i can think do here is attempt to objectively explain who i am and what i do, without showering myself with fluffy adjectives as i write this resume. why? because i'd rather seem overly cynical than overly pretentious, at least its more realistic since i am very cynical and i think i'm kinda the opposite of pretentious. so here we go:when i'm not working, you can find me on the computer, watching TV, playing video games, taking care of my ferrets and playing the guitar/bass/drums poorly. i like the cannabis a lot, and while i like an occasional drink (or 8) i prefer not to indulge in the sauce frequently. . due to deep seated social anxiety, i do not dance. that seems to be a deal breaker with many women, but it is what it is. for entertainment, i'm a classic cinemaphile but i deeply dislike most romantic comedies and slasher flicks. favorite books are the dune saga and a song of ice and fire. i enjoy being in the company of people who:-are honest and kind hearted-are laid back and open minded,-confront disagreements with rational debate and avoid being mean and angry-have a warped and dry enough sense of humor and sarcasm to understand mine. -are emotionally mature and stable. i prefer to avoid the company of people who:-are needlessly dramatic, judgmental, and/or mean, -habitually hijack conversations just to talk about themselves, politics, ...religion *shudder*.. -blurt out insults and call it "just being honest"...but when the truth is required, they lie.-make duckface poses for photos. while i will be pleased to answer any questions, i'm not into back-and-forth small-talk messaging sessions with people i dont even know. i just feel that attempting to ascertain someone's character via texting is a pointless venture. also, please don't contact me if your a spelling nazi. see what i did there? if not please don't contact me. teehee. i would prefer to keep it short. coffee is fine, but if you want to have a drink to loosen up that's fine as well. w/e we choose, it should be a simple and short meet and greet with no pressure for either of us. rejection ***, so i dont send them. if you message me please keep it short. even a simple "hello" is fine.still here? wow thanks for reading all that :)