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About Me

The best way to describe myself is to list my favorite tv shows, to give you a feel for my personality. So here goes: Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Tonight Show/Jay Leno for laughs. Survivor, Amazing Race, Face Off, American Ninja Warrior for adventure.; Walking Dead for drama. I mostly see Sci-Fi & horror genre movies, sometimes RomComs. And as far as music, I'm big on top 40 from the ***'s up through today. I'm kind of a homebody. I do better in small crowds unless I'm around friends or coworkers. I enjoy my quiet, simple life and really just want to add someone special into the mix. If you're the type that needs to go out every night, loves food more than your image, smokes often, drinks heavily.... Then please don't contact me. We aren't a match, you know this, as do I, so save us both the trouble. Good luck to us all and happy fishing! Preferably somewhere that we can have fun but also have the chance to get to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Hookups are often just boring and leave me unfulfilled, so not what I am looking for. I’ve got my eye on the prize and that’s meeting quality guys for friendship, dating and eventually “burning, irrational, can’t live without each other” love. I’m a great guy with a great world I’ve created around me, and while I am perfectly complete as a person and happy by myself – would be nice to find someone to share all this with. Not perfect, pretty flawed actually – and looking for someone who’s the same. I’m into: Guys with style I manners I walking NW 23rd on crisp fall days I road trips I cold martinis I electronica and house music I fresh poppers I dog lovers I great sex I buttsex I great legs I good kissers I hikes I dinner parties I guys who smile at babies I good vodka I connections I strong noses I guys who smell great I traveling I fresh sheets I good shoes I impromptu blowjobs I farmers markets I dive bars I game nights I boozy brunches with friends I guys with flaws I good dancers I swallowers I I’m not into: Cats I cilantro I hippies I drug users I the beach I hot weather I salmon I yoga I total bottoms (how hard is it to play a top once in a while, really??’t want much in life: a nice home, great friends, a vegetable garden, chickens in the backyard, non stop buttsex and matching white Range Rovers in the garage. Did I mention non stop buttsex? Hit me up if anything you’ve read resonates with you. I'm easy man - lets grab a beer or a hike and check each other out. BUT you get bonus points for putting some effort into it, or actually asking me out in the first place. I really like that...

  • Alejandro

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I'm an average guy with a fun sense of humor and a strong sense of responsibility. I enjoy anything from hanging out with friends to quiet movies curled up in front of a fire. I like to go hiking. I have a good group of friends, but I always like meeting new and interesting people. I am looking for someone who knows who they are and are happy with that. I want to build a relationship with someone with goals and dreams. I want someone who I can be proud of and who can be proud of me. If those things are in place and we hit it off, then it should be well on it's way to Happily Ever After.

  • Davion

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Looking for new friends and hopefully some guy who will put up with me. I think I have alot to offer and I know I would date me. That isn't false modesty, just that I think I am friendly, outgoing, courteous, generous, trustworthy, witty, and not afraid to try something new. I have been through alot in my life. I have survived 2 different forms of cancer. I was a meth addict for 3 years from ***to ***. My cancer is in remission and I am looking to pick up where I left off when it comes to life. I am loyal and when I love someone whether they be friends or partner, I defend and love fiercely and completely. I have been a travelling nurse since ***. I have only ever had one boyfriend and we were together for 4 years. I made bad decisions and had unfortunate occurrences... I stuck myself with a dirty needle while starting an IV in the ER and contracted HIV. So then I decided being on meth would cure all my life's misery. Come to find out misery got multiplied! I picked myself up and dusted myself off and refused to wallow in self pity at my situation. I am a very happy person who loves making other people happy and make them feel good. I am an awesome nurse! But I want to bring what I am good at into a relationship. I love to spoil my bf and do whatever i can to make him happy and smile. I know that's corny and sappy but it's the truth. That about sums me up. Gotta question for me, feel free to ask it. My years as a meth addict and being skilled in deception has flipped to where i tell hard uncomfortable truths about myself but you know where you stand with me and that I'll be honest despite my checkered past. Beats finding out about it when we decide to get hitched. :) This will be difficult for me since I haven't been out on alot of first dates. The ones I have been out on involved dinner and a movie, but i really don't like going to the movies on the first date because you can't talk without people shutting you up and throwing their popcorn at you. So I guess I just like to talk and listen to my date and finding out all I can about him to see if we click. I do much better on 2nd, 3rd, and 84th dates. :-)

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