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Ormerod, 38
United States, Vermont, Grand Isle

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About Me

Only goofy and fun women need to proceed past here!Now:1. I do not like or spread Bull$h!t, not now, not later, not ever, and that is a simple fact. If you can fertilize a yard with it... I do not want to hear it.2. I am honest to a fault, do not ask my honest opinion on something unless you want it3. I only know what I am going to say or do 50% of the time, so its a surprise for everyone, including me.4. I am a nice guy, and no, that is not always a good thing. It has lead me to more emotional pain and loss than being an a-hole would have.5. I can be an a-hole if I need to be, but I do not see the need often.6. I could have fun doing almost anything, anywhere, at any time.7. Yes, I like sex and the cuddling and talking afterwards, I am a giver in bed, and have a kinky side. 8. I like sleeping with my partner, in the literal sense. I like waking up next to my partner all warm and fuzzy type of thing.9. I am goal driven and tend to like to always be doing or fixing something. Very seldom do I need to hire anyone to fix something, whether its an engine or a roof.10. Yes I am insane, but in a good way, it makes me a lot of fun.11. I burp and fart, just not at the dinner table or in restaurants etc.12. Do not bother contacting me if you are not a little insane.13. Do not bother contacting me if you think yelling, screaming, and physical means are the only way to get your point across. I am to laid back and adult to not be able to use discussion to get a resolution. 14. If you do not like nice guys who care and treat their girlfriends well....GO AWAY. If you like jerks and a-holes...GO FIND ONE.15. Asking me what kind of music is my favorite is like asking me to tell you which leaf on an autumn tree is the prettiest, I like almost all kinds of music and can not pick one.Anything else you wish to know, just ask, I have no secrets and will always answer honestly. When it comes down to it, all a man has in this world is the strength of his back and his word, and his word is the most important one. There is no one type of first date answer, it depends on the who, where, when.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Hardcore Music Turkish Vietnamese Mystery Western
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