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Johan, 38

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About Me

I'm a funny, fun-loving, sarcastic and spontaneous guy that loves to be social and meet new people and try new things. I have a zest for life that is unquenchable, so don't even try to stop me from chasing waterfalls. I love to be with my kids and I love to hang out with friends. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still on here, but it's free so I get what I pay for. Plus I like seeing all the pictures of pictures and the cropped out exes. I guess its like people watching at WalMart without the odor. Haha. Free tip: If you can't figure out how to rotate your pic 90 degrees, ask a friend.I have a degree in English, so I speak English gooder than some. 'Your' and 'you're' are actually different words with different meanings called Homophones--and I can talk sexy like this all night long. I spend my free weekends at swap meets looking for unique and rare Crocs and fanny packs. I need to work on loving myself more. That's one of the things I hate about myself. I'm a Libra. That sums up my knowledge of astrology. I don't own any Affliction shirts or bedazzled jeans, and I make fun of my friends that do.I think that dressing your dog in outfits and being single are cause and effect. I believe less is more when it comes to both makeup and flashing the reverse peace sign/duck lips combo. Based on all the women that "love to camp" on here, I should be hanging out in the woods and campgrounds to find my soul mate. I guess I don't need to find a girl. Everything I enjoy I can enjoy alone or with kids and friends. I guess I'm a romantic and think that having a soulmate that I can talk to for hours and can't wait to see at the end of the day just makes my tummy tickle. So I guess I do want someone to share good times and bad with. I try to stay on top of my messages, but I split my time between meetville and Christian Mingle, so sometimes I fall behind. Apologies. Thanks, and keep taking selfies while driving...the more Tiger-y the better. Then you can tell me all about your ex husband while I play on my phone and pray for the evening to end.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Baz

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    I like to work out ***times a week I in joy hiking,bike riding,I work for the union local 27 ironworkers, I like all kinds of music. mostly rock,I have kids have a lot of fun but they are growing up and dont need me as much. dinner and a movie. or what ever.

  • Chang

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    For starters... I've never been an online dater and I know I'm not the most photogenic person. So This will be different. I am certainly open to trying new things. A little about me.....I love spending my leisure time on the beach or on the boat. Water-time is essential to maintain clarity! I don't get as much leisure time as I'd like, but who does??? I have worked for myself since I was 19. Did quite well. For the past 2 years I have been in Building and Roofing Sales. I'm always looking for opportunities to make money. Time is tight right now, working 60 hours a week. Therefore, here I am, filling this thing out and feeling a little weird about just putting this information out there. Country music is what I normally listen to. If we're dancing, more than likely we're 'boot-scootin'. I do listen to other genres. I suppose it really depends on the mood and what I'm doing at that time. Salsa and playing guitar are on my "things to learn to do" list. I am an avid outdoorsman so I really enjoy fishing and camping. A little fine dining and room service w/ a great view is also stimulating. Foods.... love sushi! If I'm cooking, then it's probably something marinated/seasoned and grilled w/ veggies on the side. I try to eat healthy and stay in shape, however, I do splurge on occasion. I would say that I'm more of a "Listener" than a "Talker". That's why It's a little weird describing myself here . So I'll sum it up and you can give me a shout to find out more. Overall... I would say that I am interesting, optimistic, kind, intelligent, ambitious, generous and an exciting gentleman to be around! (I am also modest) Too Much??? Well, I was raised with Christian values. Small town, God-fearing country boy w/ Big City Interests! I try to surround myself with positive, fun, intelligent people. One more thing....Friends First, and see where it goes from there. Good Fishing and God Bless!

  • Rolando

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

    Never done this before.. Kinda weird... So ok hobbies well love fishing.. camping golf. anything out doors!!! I'm a huge raiders fan!!! So thats what I do during football season!!! Im really up for all kinds of stuff.. Trying new things .. would like to meet someone great.. thats down to earth.. with all its struggles it brings!! its just life!!!! something simple see if we click..

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