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BailyOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches.-righteous indignation. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokesYOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 43. Serious replies only, please. Helium comedy club and drinks at a seedy bar.Then we will make out at inspiration point like Fonzie and one of his groupies
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DarrelOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I like most sports but It's not everything to me. I like the outdoors and everything it offers(mostly in the summer). I can listen to most music but country is at the bottom of my list. I love to travel and hope to do much more of it.