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Hamlet, 38

United States, Minnesota, Randall

Offline, last seen Fri, 27 Jun 2025 14:33:36

About Me

I procrastinate. I have days where I like to do nothing. Abosolutely nothing. I sometimes eat only three pieces of chocolate cake on these days. I have also been know to play Tiger Woods golf for hours on said days. I read the paper and wonder where all the good is in the world..... then I clip coupons. I hate to get out of a warm bed. I sometimes wait till it bugs me to clip my toenails or nose hair. I sometimes do not answer the phone when I'm mad at that person. I have times in my life when I stay mad too long and laugh too little...... then realize what I was mad at in the first place wasn't worth my wasted time. I bleed red. I like the redskins. I eat taco bell. I wear black socks. I have never read a full book. When I was 12 my mom was told I wouldn't live through the night , and if a miracle happened I'd be a vegetable. I never want to disappoint mom. NEVER. I cuss, Fart and have been known to gamble time to time.I cry when I'm overwhelmed. I fight when I'm cornered. I laugh at myself daily. I eat fast.... then burp. I like to excersise but it's too much work. I have been told to drink less soda, beer and coffee and more water, tea and fruit juice but I refuse. I question doctors. I usually but last years model because I'm too cheap. I don't like my coffee too hot, but I require 3 [big] cups to wake up.I am critical of my own cooking because I want it to be perfect.I have one pair of shoes I wear 90% of the time. I love my house but hate it when birds want to live in the attic. I also hate being home alone. I am a hypocrite about not being a hypocrite. I just had to use spell check. If you find yourself wondering who the girl is in my picture.....yet don't even ask., then I can't help your problem lol. Please someone message me cause I doubt anyone read all that :)Update: I don't mind if you dont have a public picture posted. I get it. But to be fair, you have gotten to see me so I would also expect the same courtesy and would like a clean picture sent to me off site. Thank you for understanding and accommodating that request. Something quiet so we can see personalities and humor and how we communicate. No pressure. Just low key. Maybe walking around the mall or meeting for coffee.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Looking for

woman
Relationship

Divorced
Have kids

No
Wants kids

Yes
Ethnicity

Caucasian
Faith

Other
Body type

Athletic
Height

5'9"
Eye color

Blue
Smoke

Yes, socially
Drink

Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Adult Martial Arts Spirituality Watching Sports

Chat

Great

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