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About Me

***Must not be a Liberal.Must be from Earth.Must be human.Must have all your teef.Must be able to repeat alphabet backward while standing on one foot.Can't have mangled toes.Must not take self too seriously.Must like mud and dirt and sand and peanut butter.Ninja skills and ability to use a flamethrower are a plus. International crime spree ..... I need an accomplice!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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