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Kohen, 35
United States, Minnesota, Crosslake

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......Ahh just kidding.This is an advert for the role of 'Girlfriend' and a CV ( Resume ) will be required although this job is not currently salaried and is a part time occupation to coincide with your current career. You may also be proactively headhunted for the role. References from your previous employer will be required to clarify you’re not a cheat, compulsive liar or vegetarian. There are numerous perks to this role; such as holidays, laughter, great company and good times. Those with outgoing personalities will be looked upon favourably as will applicants who are funny, original and neither aesthetically nor vertically challenged. Your employer has got a gob on him and is full of opinions so communication skills, strong beliefs and an ability to debate are vital.You will need a full USA driving licence for numerous meetings, some of which may be over lunch or dinner, so it may be advisable you live nearby, although not essential. Not quite in line with EU work placement law, you will need to sign a waiver to deny your rights to sue for any "sexual harassment in the workplace".This role would be best suited for someone educated to degree level or above, although applications will be judged on their individual merit so this is not an essential prerequisite. Common sense, however, is a must. Applicants MUST be able to spell correctly as, if successful, communication via sms messaging will be necessary to progress in this role.Your employer would like to know that you actually have friends and so will not respond to those candidates that have taken all their pictures in the mirror. Applicants must have their own premises in which to conduct further meetings, should they be successful in the latter stages. Applicants with tattoos and/or accents will be fast tracked.This role has been reprised after an absence of several months, candidates must not be too needy, clingy or full on. Applicants must possess a backbone and be confident in their ability to stand up for themselves.Please note, due to time constraints, it is unlikely that unsuccessful candidates will receive a rejection letter. Successful candidates will receive an offer within 1 week, if you do not hear after this then, unfortunately, on this occasion you have been unsuccessful. Please do not try to apply more than once as this will cause the servers to crash and will simply result in you being blocked, unable to reapply should the position arise again. We wish you every success in your future endeavours.Please follow the below procedure:1) Send your expression of interest.2) Messages to assess role suitability.3) Personal meeting(s) in person.4) Role offered.Thank you for taking the time to read this, if you 'get it', congratulations, you may just make the grade.P.S. Yes I am English, hence the use and spelling of different words etc. And no I'm not really a crack dealer!! but you gotta have sense of humour in life. So don't be shy and come say hi. The CircusCow TippingWODSomething random or stupid

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Christian Latin British Mexican Middle Eastern Vietnamese Family & Kids Romance American Football Golf Outdoor Hobbies Watching Sports
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