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Hal, 35

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About Me

Ok yall wanna read a buncha bull shit? Good, cuz I dont feel like typn it. Im no angel! I have a very dark and perverted sense of humor. I like who i am; I make me laugh. Random sillyness is a MUST. No one ever got arrested for tryn to make someone laugh!!! Asked to vacate the property, ok. So dont b skeeerd. Theyre not coming to take us away, ha ha.I love kids and they seem to love me. Even if u are as jaded as some pretend to b, kids WILL make u smile. C they know whats fun to them, and they just dont care. There are just a few things that i love to do. Shoot guns, ride bikes, driving and loud music. If you will gimme those few things, i will go shoe shopping for hours. Or what ever it may be. And ill do it with a smile on my face. Now that DOSE NOT mean i wont try to get u alone in the elavator, so... Dont worry i dont send pix of my junk to random strangers. I know how to treat a lady. I am a hopeless romantic. If u can give me love and put a smile on my face, I will give u all i can!!! Its all about the little things! If you are good with who you are lemme know, u just might b, well, happy with what u find. No drama no bullshit. It is what it is, life is just to short to pretend!Mike Im more of the, where ever the evening leads us, kinna guy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Elden

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    Come on now... No typing in "text format", and don't just write "hey". I firmly believe that you should make the most out of every day because you never know which one might be your last. Smile alot, it makes people wonder what you've been doing. I'm a pretty easy going kind of guy, and can almost always find a way to make things entertaining. I love to laugh, and it just seems that life is so much better with humor. I absolutely love motorcycles and you can tell by looking in my garage. I'm also a huge gun guy, and fisherman. I spend alot of time hanging out with friends and enjoying my hobbies. I'm one of those people that has a few hobbies that are super important, not tons of hobbies that I just enjoy when I can. I work full time, and also work in the evenings, and weekends for myself. Gotta pay for the hobbies some how I guess. I listen to all different kinds of music, it just generally depends on what kind of mood I'm in at the perticular moment.I work full time as a fabricator, and am slowly working on going to work for myself. (still doing fabrication)I do actually enjoy my job most of the time, I just think that I'd rather be my own boss since I don't normally get into any diputes with myself. :)Here's just a quick few facts about meI don't beleive you can own too many fishing poles, guns, or motorcyclesI love to watch motorcycle racing, and will yell at the TV during racesI rarely remember where I put somethingI'll laugh out loud at inappropriate times about something that happened a week agoI have tons of other oddities to go along with these ones as well, and if you want to know anything don't be afraid to ask. I'm open as can be. I don't care what you drive, how big your house is, or how much money you make.A girl that can get dressed up for a night out is good, but a girl that can wear sweats and no make up in front of me is GREAT. I'm always up for just a meeting over coffee, drinks, dinner but I'd probably rather go hang out by the river or just walk around. I guess anything that is condusive to getting to know eachother. Maybe just something fun and simple, I'm pretty easy to get along with like that. I'm not a big fan of the movie date really though, it just doesn't give alot of opportunity to get to know people.

  • Erin

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    Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38

    I love sports, including basketball, football, and volleyball. I participate on city league teams to get my fix in; right now I'm on a soccer and a basketball team. I also enjoy working out, and I try to get to the gym at least a few times a week. In addition to playing sports, I like to watch them as well. BYU is my team. Go Cougs! And I like the Jazz, too.Work takes up a lot of time in my life, but it isn't my life. I'm an accountant and recently started a new job. It presents challenges and learning opportunities and gives me a chance to develop further. I love to learn and have started listening to audiobooks in order to multi-task. I tend to be sarcastic, which is something you should probably realize when we are interacting.I'm looking to meet people face-to-face because that's the only real way to see if there is any chemistry. If you're not interested in dating, there probably won't be much interest from my end.I am LDS and religion is a very big part of my life.Say hi! Something short and sweet.

  • Mackenzie

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    Time for a re-write. I am not a big fan of writing out a long essay explaining myself. I would prefer that if you like the basic stats that I have filled out, that we chat briefly and then meet up to actually talk face to face. I much prefer that to text or *** to know someone. It is too easy to misconstrue what someone says if you don't know them well.And if you want to take a kayak class with me, even better.Have a great day and I hope to hear from youRyan

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