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Fingall, 31

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About Me

Almonds. Collectors cups. That one song, you know the one. This is what happens when you listen to Radiohead and try to write coherent sentences. I wonder if the producers of the Jetsons are sweating through their shirts over what they're going to do when we finally invent a device that makes food with the press of a button. I mean they're pretty safe with the flying cars bit and living in space but after that they might as well kiss that show goodbye. That's why I'm declaring stock in the Jetsons to a hard sell. Sell it all. What happens to a show about the future when the future becomes the present, you ask? I don't know but I don't want to be there for the poo storm when they find out. I'll be swimming in my pool of golden coins when my stock in The Flintstones goes from a penny loafer to a...more expensive version of the penny loafer.The Matrix was real. Wait, that's too much. The holocaust was real. Ehh...too sad. The....I have no idea where I'm going with this. Rumor has it that SCIENCE has just found a secret new way to burn fat without trying and lo and behold, there it is inside the magazine next to the Twix bars! I wonder if......no....well.....could it be divine intervention? Maybe I'll buy the Twix and the magazine and really put that secret to the test. This is really making me want a Twix bar. Come onnnnnn Halloween! I like music a whooooole bunch and here are a few of my current favorites to prove it! I saw Sigur Ros live recently and holy cow. Besides putting on an epic performance the lead singer really made me want to buy a shirt with lots of buttons on it. Sort of like a straight jacket but without the bad parts. And in navy. Possibly with some red thrown in on the edge of the collar annnnnnd......golden buttons. Something really, really boring. No, wait. I forgot what the questions was. Something fun! Maybe, ya know, stare at the silver screen and not say anything for a couple of hours. Nod approvingly or shake your head in disapproval at the previews when there is no way you'll be seeing that one. No sirree! Why do they call it a preview? Technically it's a view. Maybe they should call it an initial view. First view? I'm going to stop talking about that for a second so that I can say this for a few seconds - just kidding about the whole movie thing. I'd say something outside, inside, or maybe.......both? An activity that doesn't involve jumping out of an airplane is a start. Also, no animal wrestling. Not really sure what that proves anyway.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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