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United States, Massachusetts, Auburndale

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About Me

Hello. I enjoy my career in I.T. Im a little nerdy and like to make people laugh. Its also a good defense mechanism. Dont mind watching sports, but dont ask what my favorite team is. I dont know. Dont play politics, mainly to avoid meaningless arguments. Religion applies to the same rule. The rest of the universe is fair game. Im a laid back type of person and love to live a stress free life. Is there a teamate out there ready to take care of some business? Because business is boomen. And im in the business of kicken some *** Haha. just kidding.I like to go and exercise at parks. Need to stay healthy. I enjoy going to anything with water to relax by the ocean and getting some sun. I love playing pool, darts, ranges, and other types of interactive entertainment vs watching them. I love movies, plays and Medieval Times. Food is a must. Anything that has blasts of flavor and great drinks is where you will find me at. Because of that I need to exercise at parks. :) I like to lounge around at home, it is the all American past time, but would like to fill it with outside entertainment as much as possible. This is a weird box. To think that every women should have the same first date doesn't sound right. This box would have to have a random button attached to it. The few things that would be the same is that I would do my best to get to know the women I am with. Listen to the words that come from her and the expressions she makes while saying them. Try to understand who she really is. In the end every women would have there own kind of first date.P.S. Comes with a meal. lol.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Caribbean Comedy History Music Snowboarding To Work Out
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    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

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