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Josh, 33
United States, Connecticut, Woodstock

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About Me

Full / Fair Disclosure: Please don't mistake my jovial and and semi-jaded personal statement that follows as anything, but my current and ever changing paradigm. I do believe love is out there, and I also believe it will take me a little time to find what I am really looking for. Step one: finally figure out what I am really looking for.... Date! :) I am looking for FRIENDS (and kissing FRIENDS) ONLY! If you want to date, marry, make mini-Mormony babies and otherwise fall in L.U.V. (Let’s Unveil Vices), I'm probably not your guy. The heart got blown to smithereens, between a 7 year temple marriage that ended in shocking revelations, (oh no she didn’t!), and a personal journey I kind of need to finish..... I plan on being a Mormon, monk or something now. However, I am nothing if not practical, and even monks need to be kissed-on sometimes: fact…but please keep any major drama away. Me no likey. What’s In It For You: I'm a gentleman! I'll even give you secret insider guy tips on how to win him over or realize you're being played! Wing-man! No impressing – wear your jeans T-shirts or sweats, gym buddy! I can pose as a respectable date to weddings, work Christmas parties, and getting-antsy mothers! No DTRs! Drama-free! New homey for life! What’s In It For Me: I avoid the original “uni-bomber” plan.“other half”. Kisses=misery distraction At the end of the day I'm still a guy, but I have experienced enough life to have learned that I'm looking for "real" connection. Not just a physical, or just a intellectual, or just a sexual connection. I want it all! Who doesn't.......I wasn't hurt, I was broken. I was incomplete, I wasn't real, and I wasn't living...... Now that I've been hurt, and am finally mending. I'm finding myself living, and my scars that still sting are helping me finally become a real boy.Hit me up lets play! Lets do something fun, something we're going to remember!Get lost somewhere....... have a food fight..... or cook something and then eat it, even though its terrible, (probably my fault).Or maybe we should talk and get to know each other........... yeah that sounds like a good plan!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Irish South American Adult Horror Martial Arts
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