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Alijah, 33

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About Me

I am the type of guy who sits in Starbucks wearing fashionable black frame glasses and grimaces at a laptop in the vain hope that people will perceive me as a genius with a tortured soul.; that expression of deep concentration I exhibit to the masses is my rising above reality; the text on my laptop is not thenineteenth chapter of my new novel, but rather *** from an illiterate girl with a web-cam in her bedroom.I am also that guy who responds to statements by nodding, holding my chin elegantly, and saying the word “interesting.” I get arsy around June of every year because I can no longer get away with wearing a scarf without looking like a total moron, though the beret stays on throughout the year, even if I made love, I’m sure. That’s right, I’d make love, no matter if the object of my refined desire is Kylie the crack whore who hangs out at the post office down the street. I include the word “actually” in my every utterance; I find it tends to actually intellectualise the most mundane chit chat. You must be asking how is it that I can be literati without having read novels or books about novels, or novels that are books that open up into an IKEA wardrobe– and the answer is easy: I wear black-framed glasses, a grimaced look and aberet... Someone who makes me feel special.....failing that...just someone ;-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Thutmose

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    Independent, handsome, unique individual. Ready to mingle. Love music. Love to laugh and have a good time. Search for someone to interweave my life with and have a lifelong fun together.

  • Fergal

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    Lets give this a go then, easy going laid back guy thats always up for a laugh, decent craic is a must for me, and not taking yourself too serious and have a bit of craic, its all fun.I enjoy socialising, and meeting new people, i like to think i can drop more shapes than tetris (which always involves a shimmy) so you're likely to find me tearing up the dance floor having a laugh, and not playing it "cool" at the bar when im out.Im very close to my family and friends, two very important things.I'll just say...I'm all for a bit of imagination when you message someone, but I recently got asked what I taste like...true story! I'm not a lollipop!Anyway maybe chat soon. A nice bar/pub, somewhere you can have a drink and chat.

  • Carol

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    First and foremost, I'm a little weird. It's something I've come to love about myself. I like to be crazy at times and do things that make me laugh. I very rarely act my age because I don't really know what that means. Some may look at me and think that I don't have my sh*ttogether. Funny thing is though that I'm pretty happy with where I'm at in my life. I'm a fast mover so at times it's hard to peg me down. If you have a flair for adventure, work out as a lifestyle and not just a hobby, and just like to let to go and see how things go, then hit me up. Lets see where this train takes us.

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