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About Me

Arrrrrghhh, I was born a Pirate on the high seas. I specialize in buried treasure, Rum, and making all the scalawags walk to plank. If your interested in the high seas I am the irate pirate that you'd be looking for... Moreover If you actually took any of this seriously you should probably consider getting mental help immediately, if you are actually a pirate (you're already a winner in my book)... teach me your ways! And if you picked up on the over abundance of sexual innuendo you would definitely be the type of person that I could be going for! I mean lets face it, Traveling the globe in search of "booty", and sinking vessels on their ";, who do I look like Johnny mother****ing Depp? The truth is I am probably here for the same reasons you are. No I'm not here looking for games just looking for real . The fact is I'm here to find someone special and have some fun while I'm at it.With that said, if I come off as an ass I probably should... and if I say something completely random to you that comes straight out of left field, it's probably me screwing around with you. Please by all means take everything I say seriously. However if I come off as an ass who happens to be quirky, funny, and down right stunning... you'd probably be correct on pretty much all accounts. I mean how many pirates have you met on plenty-of-fish lately? If you message me and I like you, Lets climb trees, drink kool-aid, and eat Flintstones push-pops.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Fitness / Gym English German Irish Japanese Adventure Family & Kids Fantasy
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