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Ewain, 33

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About Me

Some people somewhere have said that I am funny.I am 33 years old and a single father of one perfect little boy. I have a great sense of humor and don't like to take life too seriously. I do the following things:-laugh at childish things-nap on Sundays when my son lets me--go to the mountains at least once a year-treat a lady like she is a lady-work out sporadically and marvel at the lack of results-eat Mexican food like nobody's business-laugh at guys wearing skinny jeans-use words such as "hark", "behold" and "lo".-wear flip flops only when I am on my own property. Seriously, nothing makes me more nauseous than a man's feet.-I bend the brims of my hats. Call me old fashioned but I just don't like the straight brim thing.I am a dork, but not dangerously so. I'll explain:- Thats just strange.-I play video games but I am aware that they are not real and given the opportunity I will choose human contact over a controller.-I read books but only cool ones.-I wear glasses only at night at home. Never in the daylight out in public.-I like very heavy music but bathe daily and keep my hair trimmed at a reasonable length.-For some reason I also like Techno and Dubstep but cannot dance and Ive never done ecstasy and twirled glowing sticks.I enjoy going out on my boat, fishing, camping, movies, video games and anything outdoors. Dinner and a walk.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jessie

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    Decided to try this again. Would be nice to meet someone who has no interest in stupid games.I love cuddling up on the sofa with a movie, long walks with my wee dog, cooking and most importantly I love to laugh and can be very sarcastic but I mean no harm lol xxIf I am honest my relationship history is a bit of a car crash! Am tired of stupid fights and squabbling. Deep down I am a romantic at heart and deeply affectionate. I am kind to my own demise generally. I am not rich and unlikely to be in the near future, so not fancy cars and holidays. All I have to really offer is companionship, fierce loyalty and commitment you'll never have to question.I have a dark sense of humour, I think we all have coping mechanisms and one of mine is laughter. I try to find the humour in things so that they dont cause me discomfort, I am never afraid to speak my mind but will also do what I can to keep those I love happy.If you like the sounds of that then feel free to chat xxI dont bite so send me a message, I promise I will reply ;) Nothing flash, something that allows my full attention to be on you ;)xx

  • Tobias

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    Hi there I am Ned and here's some info about me, enjoy!Likes:-) Films: all sorts, big dvd collection.***Music: massive CD collection with all sorts of genres but primarily urban/r&b.-) Video games: got an xbox 360, honestly it doesnt see much use lately outside of streaming tv/movies but I am looking forward to next gen.-) Cinema: hold an unlimited card for cineworld so go and see just about everything being shown.-) Walking: keep fit, see the sights and get to have a good listen to your music collection on mp3 player. winner.- whatever it is its going to be a yes from me.-) Playing in the park: climbing trees, swings, slides, kick about, playing with the dogs its all fun and all fits the big kid in me.-) Playing with my nephew: a legitimate excuse to play with toy cars and lego amongst other things with fringe benefit of keeping kids entertained.-) Reading: i do particularly like detective/murder mystery and spooky stuff.-) Badminton/Basketball/Running: clumped these together as its really rare I get to do them but do like to.-) Anime: new fall line up has started on crunchyroll, particularly like comedy and slice of life genres.-) Comics: a DC fan, havent bought any for ages but like to read them on occaison.-) Japan: the place fascinates me and I really want to go see it someday-Loves:***'s music, especially the dance music.-) Long hot showers, swear I would live in one if i could.-) Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, novels, manga, anime.-) Starring in amusing videos: I star in a number of amusing videos including my take on the diet coke advert, music videos, me crash landing a bmx off a ramp, doing a bmx lake jump and a few other miscellanous vids. Ask if you want to see any, will provide links. None of its pornographic unless you consider a skinny topless white man pornographic.Would like to do:***Give reiki a try, if I understand correctly what it actually is.-) Go out to some new places.-) Perform live again, my cameo on stage was taster enough to know I would like to give it another go.-) Train up for a do a proper run of 5K or more, used to do it on parkrun in eastleigh but work when its on now and not tried something big like great south run.-) Go to the Big Bike Bash again this year and do the lake jump again.-) Go on a dream holiday, plans for a 3 week USA trip are in motion.-) Own a jacuzzi or hot tub.-) See some more theatre, saw the new les mis film at the start of the year and it rocked my world, recently seen (thanks to cinema showings) theatre productions of war of the worlds and the audience and would love to see some more.-) Meet some lovely lady off this site who I click with, could it be you *points* (that reads as really cheesy but hey its what we are here for right?)Interested? Have questions? Just a message away. Look forward to hearing from youHave a great day. Go get a coffee, get together and eat a bunch of caramels together (obscure reference) or pub for a chat or if you are a dog owner a walk out in the forest/beach or it would be fun to include a game of badminton into it, havent played for a very long time but always enjoyed it. If you are feeling particularly adventurous try out karaoke.

  • Johanan

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    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40

    first impressions lead to a second impression relaxed n good company !

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