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I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…go HAPPY HOUR, COFFEE, DINNER, ANYTHING REALLY.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    So, here it goes. My three favorite things are back there, and I'll never really consider this home. I'm not on this site to find 'any' girl. I've found a few of those on my own. I'm looking for the right girl. This isn't my only means of searching, so I'm not really expecting a whole lot from this. However, I've always been a trier, and I'm going to continue to give this the benefit of the doubt. For the last few years I've been so focused on my career that I've kind of neglected having a personal life and haven't allocated enough time to seriously consider a relationship. Now that things have started to settle, I'm ready to give it a legitimate shot.I'm interested in sports, anything outdoors, music and hanging out with friends. I'm extremely sarcastic, and I think it's ridiculous how serious people take this site...And for that matter most stuff in general. Everyone needs to lighten up a little. I sing along to music in the car, I say inappropriate things in public, I laugh at almost anything that's remotely amusing, and I don't try to act more intelligent than anyone should. If you want to hear more, feel free to message me. Most likely I'll respond when you've already forgotten everything about me.And if you know my headline without google, then maybe we're meant to be.

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