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Shortygo4P9
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Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-48
Hi! My name is Shortygo4P9. I am separated other caucasian man with kids from Eagleville, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Boaz
Online
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I'm not going to write how awesome I am in this "self-hype" box. This is the Internet, but I do apologize to everyone out there for not posting douchebag pictures of myself flexing shirtless in the mirror. This place is a zoo...fortunately most of the profiles on here are a laughable joke. Apparently every dude here is athletic, funny, and has no drama. Damn!And I will also say that I give respect to the ladies on here! After hearing awful rumors about how bad the male fish were on here, I had to do a little "science experiment" with a fake female profile to see what it's all about. A few observations:-Men have absolutely no idea how to talk to females-I've lost complete faith in humanity-Apparently all of them have at least a bachelors degree-They think a combination of being materialistic and narcissistic will actually charmMore to come...Best of luck to everyone! Jäger bombs, streaking, and steal a cop car..............or Hooters
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Branden
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I usually work until 10pm but enjoy going out after. I'm very social and enjoy the nightlife. Not looking for anything serious but you never know. I am a proud father of the prettiest 7 year-old you've ever seen, she is my pride and joy. Not to be mean, you will only meet her if you are worth it, and long down the road (sigh of relief to some of you, I'm sure). I'm very fun and just like to have a good time. A friend convinced me to join this site, so I finally gave in. I hate drama, and I hate creepers. Stupidity and negativity are also huge turn-offs. I'm very independent, smart, and low-maintenance. Feel free to ask away, I'm an open book. Let's have a drink...